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    1. Lisa Cimorelli

      Yes height determines a person's moral strength, capability to love and personality. It's basically all I care about in this world

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      don't cry there are still goldfish crackers to be eaten

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      LisaCim responded to FLwantsCim 30 Apr

      Okay 6'4 tall, probs like 5 feet wide, muscular, scruffy, and has expensive clothes and a nice car. Can't be too sensitive or emotional, no religious preference, no values, likes to throw trees and sit on people's cars when he's mad. Preferably smokes and drinks, you know so everyone knows he's tough and legit and all baddy bad. Maybe owns a porta-potty business? Yeah that's a bonus for sure. Oh and very shallow. Like when I'm not wearing makeup I want cute remarks like "get back in the bathroom and don't come out til I recognize you again"
      Oh and maybe likes to do yoga and eat sushi and drives a fiat and is fame hungry and wears plaid pants and gets his chest waxed and has more hair products than me and can draw with his feet and is in the circus and refuses to drive in the dust bc car wash

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      CHRISTINE OMG ARE YOU THE ONE I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR I HAD A VISION OF YOU AND ME ON A SKI LIFT WAS IT REAL LIFE OR WAS IT JUST FANTASY????? ONE DAY WE WILL RIDE A TWO PERSON BIKE

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      LisaCim responded to iheartcim143 30 Apr

      WAIT PEANUT BUTTER IS SOOOOOO GOOD THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT METAPHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      tally ho 'twas a beautiferous day in the slithy toaves my back craveth a stretching but my heart is well fed thusly a sleep will come upon me soon but I shalt welcome it as it soothes the very fibers of my being and I become once again a peaceful creature in the morning dew, jogging sneakers pounding the gravel as I begin another day




      JK I never ever ever ever start my day with a run

      Or run at all for that matter ahahaha

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      LisaCim responded to iheartcim143 30 Apr

      pray for my hairy feet that one day my exotic beauty is celebrated seriously the dirty looks I get when I go barefoot you wouldn't believe how some ppl discriminate it's really disturbing

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      LisaCim responded to CrisMorales 30 Apr

      U know I don't eat sweets u sicko get out of here devil woman YOU BROKE MY HEART

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