Well, I mean, it depends on if you merely mean clothes or anything. Because technically you 'wear' makeup on your face. In which case I'd say I'd just wear black then I can wear black mascara and eyeliner. But I guess even in articles of clothing I'd say black. Because if I could only wear like a pink shirt and pink pants everyday I'd opt for nudity instead. :p

This question makes me feel violated somehow...

i haven't written them yet, i have some of the dialogue and what not conjured up in my head though. i'm excited to write them however. :)

february of last year. and i have a whole four chapters up. #fastupdater bahaha jk

yes! i don't know if this is coincidental or a self-fulfilling prophecy, but its almost like the more time you spend getting ready, the better time you have at wherever you're going. and you look adorbs btw. :)

i've only written humor thus far (:

anything chocolate :)

When you open up the fridge.

...

And there's actually good food.

SHUT UP I'M A FAT KID, OKAY!!

This is ridiculous, but someone like playa Ryan Gosling in Crazy Stupid Love. And I would be his game changer haaha.

Seriously though, someone as goofy as I am, but that I can have intellectually stimulating conversation with. They would be romantic, and do cute, sweet things for me. :) They would also be passionate and spontaneous and do random shit like pushing me against a wall and making out with me in the rain. Physical characteristics aren't everything to me, but I would love a big, strong guy. Like someone who would just lift me up all of the time because I'm a super lethargic bum who doesn't like to walk bahaha. Oh, and they would be a Potterhead, of course. :) And since I'm a Gryffindor and they're a Slytherin, we would have heated arguments all the time.

And they can cook like damn Paula Dean. And everyday when I come home they will be in the kitchen preparing a beautiful feast. Completely shirtless. So I can admire their six pack.

Yeah. Except this person doesn't exist. And then there's the fact that... #foreveralone.

... So.

Yee! :) I'm happy that you're glad. I apologize for the four month wait though haha. Oh me and my lethargy. I don't know if you saw this yet but it was validated early so its up! :)

YES! :D Its in the queue! So five days!

Hey, it only took me about five months this time. What an improvement. ;)

Hmm... this is rather challenging. Okay, there's a million bazillion things I want to wish for, but I'll narrow it down to a far-fetched and the thing that I've kinda been wishing for lately. ;)

Far-fetched: Need I say it? HOGWARTS, DUDE! Of course, under the condition that I move to England and receive magical powers. And my BFF.. she totes has to come with me. And receive magical powers too. I feel like she may be magical though so that may not be necessary.

What I've been wishing for: Sorry this sounds sort of desperate but I've kind of been wishing the guy I'd like would ask me out. We've been talking for a long time and we both like each other (though I feel like sometimes I'm a bit too much for him to take after awhile haha), but I feel like we're never actually going to go on a date or anything. :/ Ugh.

Hi! (YAY ANON!! :)

I currently have one story on HPFF, though a plethora of others are in the works... in the ol' noggin.

My story is called The Art of Being Bad. Its a ScoRose of sorts. ;) Here's a link to check it out:

http://harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psid=313299

HUNGER GAMES without a question. I'm sorry, but I'd rather read a story with depth. Which Twilight lacks. Completely.

And then there's the fact that Bella Swan annoys the living shit out of me. She literally can't take two steps without having to be rescued by Edward. And Meyer can't go two sentences without mentioning the 'smoldering, sensual, sexual suggestion in Edward's golden, glimmering, topaz irises.' I'm not claiming to be a better writer then Meyer in any way, in fact I'm probably worse than she is, but if you're going to write a published saga could you at least not sound like an eleven year old who went wild with a thesaurus?

And, also, the characters aren't even remotely likeable or relatable. In the Hunger Games, you can sympathize with everyone. Sure, Katniss vexes me at times, but I completely understand her pain. In Twilight, Bella doesn't even have any real problems but acts like a mopey, self-pitying arse every flipping second. I'm sorry, but I'd rather read about a strong, intelligent, independent heroine overcoming adversary, than a self-absorbed pansy who jumps off a freaking cliff when her creepy-ass 100 year old boyfriend of about one second leaves her. That's just me though.

To any Twilight fans... I really don't mean to attack you... I think Twilight is a fine, candy sort of read. Its just a fun series to escape for a bit. I completely understand why people would like it. I just personally do not like it because I feel it is degrading to women, and I really can't enjoy stories about characters I can't sympathize with. That's why I pick Hunger Games over Twilight. :)

BAM!

MAGIC!

SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT!

No, they're kinda smaller. About size 6 1/2. :)

Twihards.

Just kidding!

(Except not really. Sorry, its my duty as a Potterhead. What can I do haha.)

Aww you're adorbs! :)

Really quiet. I've never screamed at anyone in anger... ever. I just tend to remain silent with a scathing intensity.