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    1. kiki

      See, I'm glad you care, me. What are you doing anyway, sitting over there in Mnpls freezing your ever loving teats off, trying to drunk facebook me?

      Yeah.
      That's what I thought.

    2. kiki

      Red. Just because I'm a nosey nancy. Not because I'm courageous or brave or tuff or anything.

    3. kiki

      nope.

      Firstly, I don't feel defined my my geography in many ways except that I obviously totally karmically lucked out.
      I was born to upper middle class people in a quiet town in a developed nation. I didn't have to deal with riots or wars or famine or military juntas or ancient disease or religious persecution. I had access to clean water, education and doctors and more consumer goods than I had a right to.
      That's not to say that my adolescence wasn't a special kind of hell, like everyone's is, but my emotional, self absorbed horror was allowed to play out without my having to contend with the true horrors of this world.

      I've traveled a lot, and would like to set foot on the soil of as many countries as I can before I die. I can do this, though, because I have access to jobs and superfluous cash that isn't immediately eaten up by the rigors of daily life. I can get passports and find travel agents and seat sales and fancy luggage.

      I think I'm about the luckiest girl alive.

    4. kiki

      mizzzz..oooo...lahh.
      mizz..ooo...lah
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      missoola

      missoula

      There you go! Now you can say Missoula!

      *Fun fact: On The Simpsons Road Rage, there is a point on the main menu page where Krusty says "Missoulians!" and I don't know why.

    5. kiki

      firstly, look at the big brain on YOU! God. Is this Homeland Security? Is this a secret Citizenship test?

      Apropos of almost nothing I am going to go with Coolidge, not because of ideology or anything other than Buchanan was a 'lifelong' bachelor. Given the context of the 1800s we all know what 'lifelong bachelor' implies don't we?

      For example, if the question had been 'who would you pick to go see the Sex in The City movie with?' it would totally be Buchanan.

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