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    1. lexij90
      lexij90 5 Mar

      Wanna make sex?

      Noo Joshua!!!

    2. lexij90
      lexij90 1 Apr 11

      It's April 1st tomorrow and I need some prank ideas! What do you suggest?

      cut off the bottom of a box full of loose cerial, set it on the table, so when someone picks it up, boom, cerial everywhere... or putt a plastic sandwhich bag blown up like a balloon with baby powder in it under the doormat so when someone steps on it, boom baby powder everywhere... go to ur bffs house early early eearly in the morning before they wake up and stick hundreds of forks all over their lawn, its a bitch to clean... or fill the holes in the grass where the sprinklers are with bubbles so when the water comes up theres bubbles everywhere

    3. lexij90
      lexij90 30 Mar 11

      Tonight I bought my wife a new mop, then told her to go get me a beer. I couldn't hear her screaming over the game on TV, but I sensed she was unhappy. Should I have bought her the matching mop bucket too, or is she being selfish?

      no just buy her a dildo, that works too

    4. lexij90
      lexij90 25 Mar 11

      A friend of mine wants to be a medieval knight, so I challenged him to a joust on unicycles using brooms as lances. Now, what do we use for armor, helms, and shields?

      helmets: ur moms metal strainer for pasta
      armor: tie pillows to yourselves
      shields: large pans

    5. lexij90
      lexij90 24 Mar 11

      What country do you think has the world's dominant culture based on the type of cheese they produce?

      italy? haha

    6. lexij90
      lexij90 22 Mar 11

      Do you ever get sad? Like for no reason in particular?

      actually yeah, ive had that happen to me a couple times

    7. lexij90
      lexij90 responded to gdesigner011 20 Mar 11

      I ment to get your rocks off =]

      no... i dont do that kind of thing

    8. lexij90
      lexij90 responded to gdesigner011 19 Mar 11

      Can I be your hook up buddy to get my rocks off? =]

      ew! u better be kidding i dont do that

    9. lexij90
      lexij90 18 Mar 11

      When someone gets mad at someone they'll usually call them a douche, a dick, or an asshole. But aren't those insults kind of old? Boring too. Today when my friend pissed me off I called him a boner. He was speechless! Much better, right? Try it next time!

      try scortching cunt hole next time too

    10. lexij90
      lexij90 17 Mar 11

      My doctor recommended I get more fruits and vegetables in my diet, so I've been eating nothing but carrot cake, banana bread, and orange muffins. Somehow I gained weight! Should I demand a refund from him, or just punch him in the junk?

      R u rly tht much of an idiot?

    11. lexij90
      lexij90 responded to joshuaarnao 16 Mar 11

      Four famous people you would punch in the face... Go!

      Charlie sheen, miley cyrus, justin bieber and robert patterson

    12. lexij90
      lexij90 responded to joshuaarnao 15 Mar 11

      If you knew the world was ending tomorrow what one thing would you do?

      Make sure my ass gets laid

    13. lexij90
      lexij90 responded to Formspring 15 Mar 11

      Who deserves to have a sandwich named after them?

      Formspring question of the day

      not charlie sheen thats for sure

    14. lexij90
      lexij90 responded to joshuaarnao 14 Mar 11

      Hypothetically speaking, let's say you were picking your nose and when you pulled your finger out there was a double cheeseburger on your finger, would you eat it?

      HELL YEAH!!!

    15. lexij90
      lexij90 14 Mar 11

      There are 2 types of fish. The first knows when it's caught and gives up the fight. Like a good fish should. The second sits there flapping like an idiot to waste everyone's time. So you have to smack it with an oar until it learns. Which type are you?

      the second kind. I never go down without a fight ;)

    16. lexij90
      lexij90 14 Mar 11

      Cocaine is child's play. Now Charlie Sheen is a hell of a drug. Don't you think so?

      IM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN! THATS GUYS A LOSER! STOP WORSHIPPUNG LOSERS!!!!

    17. lexij90
      lexij90 responded to joshuaarnao 14 Mar 11

      Why is Daylight savings time so evil?

      because of the hour of sleep u lose. Most people LOVE sleep. so to think of having to lose an hour?! blasphemy!!!

    18. lexij90
      lexij90 14 Mar 11

      Why do women love vampires so much? I think it's the blood! They have a connection to them. A natural rhythm to which you both beat on occasion. Recurring, if you will. Periods! Get it? Anyway do you think this theory is correct?

      Well, I think it's more because of how the media portrays vampires now a days. As "beautifu" and "god like" and damn good looking classy men with a dark side. all women love classy men with dark sides. I know I do

    19. lexij90
      lexij90 responded to Formspring 14 Mar 11

      What song is stuck in your head right now?

      Formspring question of the day

      marilyn manson's version of "This is Halloween"

    20. lexij90
      lexij90 responded to joshuaarnao 8 Mar 11

      Coffee or Heroine?

      Never tried heroin, heard its hell of a drug, but i love my coffee =)

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