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    1. Lewis
      lewisXD 24 Jul 10

      would you rather be dickslapped in the face or be given a harcore wedgie?

      Why not both

    2. Lewis
      lewisXD 15 Jul 10

      my my your certainly putting on weight lewis :3 i'll have to start hiding my portions

      I turned my house into that room in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with the chocolate waterfall so I could fall into it like the Augustus I am ;D

    3. Lewis
      lewisXD 5 Jul 10

      you are amazing (L)

      Ikr.

    4. Lewis
      lewisXD 5 Jul 10

      I want to wear you like a fanny pack! see what I did there :D pun on the fanny! as you dont have a fanny ( i think ) nor are you attracted to one

      I don't. Fanny packs are cos Americans call arses fannies :D

    5. Lewis
      lewisXD responded to WombChild 3 Jul 10

      lol at ure cheap thrill response, one time me and ella were drunk in her car and that song came on and we kept singing "cheese grill" as we were driving along :3

      PAHA, I love that song. And I want to go in the Ella's car. I haven't seen her for ages D: :3

    6. Lewis
      lewisXD 3 Jul 10

      dude! why would you shit in a mans gobber?

      Cheap thrills?

    7. Lewis
      lewisXD responded to jackercrombie22 2 Jul 10

      Are you aaron Westlake's brother?

      Nah, we're not, but everyone thinks we're related but it's not true. We're just a giant coincidence.

    8. Lewis
      lewisXD 2 Jul 10

      he kept doing grinch impressions and freaking out the germans

      Paha. He is a mess. :'D

    9. Lewis
      lewisXD 2 Jul 10

      Hi olly westlakes brother:) i went to berlin with that crazy thing!;D

      Oh my, I feel sorry for you haha.

    10. Lewis
      lewisXD responded to MandyBumm 2 Jul 10

      As long as you're the only one who deep fries me and eats me. Bahaha.

      I will be, fear not :3

    11. Lewis
      lewisXD 2 Jul 10

      are you Olly Westlakes brother?

      I am yes :D

    12. Lewis
      lewisXD responded to MandyBumm 25 Jun 10

      i am Kerry.

      Can I rub batter all over your body. EVERYWHERE?

    13. Lewis
      lewisXD responded to popssssssssss 25 Jun 10

      lewisssss. :3

      Ohai :3

    14. Lewis
      lewisXD 25 Jun 10

      oh so now EVERYONE knows about kerry....fine take her...I'll jsut move on to new material

      We need to find someone else equally sized to laugh at D:

    15. Lewis
      lewisXD 24 Jun 10

      When you enter the room, all eyes turn to you, but you can't see because Kerry's in the way of everyone.

      I want to shove kerry inside me like a giant pie.

    16. Lewis
      lewisXD responded to MandyBumm 23 Jun 10

      LEWIS; you make me happy. (':

      :3

    17. Lewis
      lewisXD responded to WombChild 23 Jun 10

      you really do sort out alot of shit for me lewis :) its like you eat it or something so its not in my life :L

      Haha, I'm like the noonoo of the bathroom. What shit did I sort out haha? oh, and HAVE YOU DECIDED WHETHER TO KEEP THE BABY?

    18. Lewis
      lewisXD responded to popssssssssss 22 Jun 10

      thanks for sticking up for me.

      S'ok. Some prick obviously has some jealousy dilemma :3

    19. Lewis
      lewisXD 22 Jun 10

      Want my bum?

      What a hideous prospect. D:

    20. Lewis
      lewisXD responded to WombChild 20 Jun 10

      Im the mary your the rhoda

      I'm Joseph, you are Mary and Kerry is Christmas.

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