EVERYDAY I DO THE TUMBL

I don't have the capabilities to click with a mouse.

I had a dream that I was running and Joseph Gordon Levitt was holding some fries and I tried to take one but I couldn't reach them and it turned out I was on a treadmill. And then he gave me a french quiz and I failed. I will never see him the same way ever again.

Yeah.

I really really really love Bolin and his red panda ferret Pabu from LOK. But I'm pretty sure they're centuries older than me.

sounds expensive

SOCIETY omg profound

what are you talking about who wants to marry me.

Demetri Martin. SORRY BOI. MARIA BAMFORD IS FUNNIER THAN YOU ANY DAY.

Everything makes me melt.

oh no this question is too difficult my head is spinning

I wanna be that kind of famous where everyone knows about the great things I've done for the world but no one knows who I am LIKE A SUPERHERO OR SOMETHING
LIKE BATMAN
or Bryan Lee O'Malley.

not in person or anything.

WHEN IT SINKS. GET IT. SHIP. fkdlsajfkdlghfjahjdkjsfa;jfkdlsffffuh

1. My favorite pastime is reading feminist blogs.
2. My second favorite pastime is listening to stand-up comedy, classical music and cat meows.
3. I drool in my sleep more than I'd like to admit.
omg be my friend

me in sixth grade {(TT'='TT)3}

CAT IM A KITTY CAT AND I MEOW MEOW MEOW AND I MEOW MEOW MEOW.
CAT IM A KITTY CAT AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE.

Go back to sleep.

Timmy Turner

how far am I from the camera?