I can't stand unicorns. Anyway, I'm already devoting my life to raising awareness of neglected fairies.

People who treat me or talk to me like I'm stupid.

A large cuddly toy!

Oh very much so, I'm always mincing around being sexual all over the place. For example, having enormous man boobs I am able to lick my own nipples, but nobody else considers this sexual at all. I can't think why.

Deal!

Yes.

Can't decide on one thing, there are two. Bullies - People who think they have control over you or more rights than yourself, they make demands purely to cause distress. And people who cause animal cruelty.

Depends how it is served to me.

Bello. By name is Brian Badonde. BAAAAAH.

A roundabout?

Cilla Black as Chewbacca.

Super Lee.

Magic Lee.

Firstly, I don't talk in the mornings, if at all. Secondly, @Jamesypoo is most likely in bed, which means there'll hardly be room for me let alone you as well. Have I overcomplicated this answer?

I ate it.

If @Jamesypoo is around, my glass is probably empty, completely empty.

Ooh yes.

The penguin.

Yes.

No! Everyone else seems to but I assure you I'm quite useless with computers!