Honey, let me give you a run-down of my week:

I watched NYE fireworks at Darling Harbour beside a couple I didn't know, but they were so in love I felt magic and it didn't matter I was the third-wheel... it was magic, man.
A 14-year-old came on to me at a party (don't worry, I discreetly distanced myself when I found out I was being a pedobear, eep).
Eye-sexed by schmexx-on-a-stick Bambi because she was doing our crowd at Oxford Art Factory. Doesn't happen every day, folks.
Danced with two equally buzzed girls as Miles Kane played Come Closer, not to mention more moments~ with nameless "wank friends".
Was cat-called by some random dude across the street. Jeez, it's only 11PM. I love u 2 Melbourne.
I swear it wasn't the "Summer Breeze" (vodka cranberry) the Opera House served me!! The adorkable Zach Condon reduced me to a dazed fangirl when he smiled at me.
Without any plans for the day, I ended up in Newtown and was made to gorge Italian gourmet and four orders of Max Brenner chocolates (each order a concoction of different sorts of chocolates).

So, my generous anon, I'm pretty high on life at the moment. Come back some time later and send some of that sex & love my way then, yeah? God, all the anonymous people here on my formspring are lovely and great. :>

Wait... they don't love you like I love you.

Ano ka ba, Merry Christmas na.

I don't know actually. I'm freaking bored right now. Can't read a book or watch something because my attention span won't handle them. I should be out. It's Friday night. :(

They listened to me. Like, isn't that what we really need anyway? Someone to listen to our bullshit. That's why people make blogs and open accounts like this Formspring.

Sharing food is nice too.

Kinikilig ako, Jake. <3

Saying something and wishing you hadn't. You know the feeling. You want the ground to swallow you whole, please.

It's a Justin Bieber song.

Zangaz nomon, Ian! :)

If you must know, I'm cheating on Chickenjoy with McDo cheeseburger. :)

It's not an issue for me at all. The kid means well. I like him.

Hindi ko gagawin 'yun. Instead, I'll arrange to have my lovers killed, so I won't be apprehended.

Pero kung tanga ako, baka sa may SM San Lazaro. Isang sakay ng jeep lang, so... vair convenient sa'kin.

Natalie Tran, JennaMarbles, the girl who makes Peggy Olson videos

Europe, specifically the Iberian Peninsula.

I have nothing against reality TV in general. I mean, just don't take it seriously. We know it's fake. My favorites are of the so-bad-it's-actually-freaking-good variety: Jersey Shore, FTW.

I also learned how to understand spoken English better from watching Laguna Beach. Like, gnarly.

Hindi sa ngayon. Pero ang importante naman 'yung hindi ka malungkot, 'di ba?

Romance or sex or both.

Arctic Monkeys (hopefully in January!), Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Strokes, Beirut, Metric. Masyadong marami. Coachella na lang!

LOL what up Taylor Lautner, y u asking me

I have a style, and I'd like to think it's not dated. So yes.

Spender. I could be dead tomorrow, duh.