We'd love to, if... 1). You're a local artist 2). You're a local venue 3). You're awesome (and nice).

We'd love to, if... 1). You're a local artist 2). You're a local venue 3). You're awesome (and nice).

We're flattered that you think that this site is actually popular enough to warrant your time and money. It isn't.

Yes. No photo credit needed.

No thanks, we'll pay.

None of our four readers will bother to participate.

Nothing special.

No one special.

On most week nights, you can usually find us near the entrance and exit doors at the Viper Room. We're the big black guys.

It would be an honor.