If a train leaves Bradford at 09:15, heading south at 60kmh and second train leaves Exeter at 10:20 heading north at 90kmh, at what point will you decide you'd rather be on a cruise, and what ports would you like to visit?
At Coventry.
And in a rough geographical order...
Rotterdam (just so I can justify loud/bad rendition of Beautiful South song),
Aalborg (because my friend lives there),
Ystad (Wallander fan),
Helsinki (because it sounds cool),
Gothenburg (because there's no such thing as too much Sweden),
Algiers (Camus fan),
Alexandria (history nerd),
Thessaloniki (more history nerdery),
Messina (history + architecture + lemons= good),
Marseille (France+history=even more good),
New York (why wouldn't I?),
New Orleans (history+architecture+jazz+blues+cool accent+steamboats=super good),
Panama City (I want a hat),
San Fransisco (Bullet fan, plus they still have trolley buses),
Vancouver (so I can hear for real if Canadians really do say abooot),
Madang (because its the only place name I know in PNG and I've read lots about PNG lately so it'd be nice to see it),
Tokyo (squee x100 +fluff+kawaii+hello kitty=super cool),
Toamasina (cute monkeys),
Casablanca (insert movie quote here),
Liverpool
