I went to Fleckney with one once. Far enough?

I have never sworn in my fucking life.

KISS A JELLYFISH.
Man, i'd go all the way with a Jellyfish... ;D

Well, this one time, Gurpreet told me my socks were inside-out. I mean, seriously. It brings tears to my eyes.

What you know. 'coz you know your boyfriend. But you need to know when he's cheating ;D ~i love relating everything to him on here. IT'S A GIANT RANT ;D~

When did i turn lesbian? I'm confused, i thought i was straight? ANON, STOP TRYING TO TURN ME LESBIAN, YOU KNOW HOW EASILY INFLUENCED I AM.

Duh. BUT I'M CATHOLIC. I've never even touched a boy. I've not even LOOKED at a boy. What even is a boy?!

If there's no intelligent life in the House of Commons, i doubt there is on other planets ;)

Why are you such a fucking fucktard? Sorry i have originality, whorebag. It's not shite, it's actually really amazing music, way better than your One Direction bullshit.
OMGG 1DIRECSHON RR MII LYF I LUV DEM SO MUCH HARRY IS SO HOT OMG I LUV THEM!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!
Yeah, darling, they can't sing. And three of them look like transvestites.

Gay people and gingers.

A tree. Now i wanna be a wizard.

I only hate one thing/person. I strongly dislike things, there's a difference.
But.
Okay.

Feet.

People pointing at their wrist when asking for the time. I KNOW WHERE MY WATCH IS. I don't point at my crotch and ask where the bathroom is FFS.

People touching me. If you touch my hair and i don't want you to, i actually go mental.

The fact that the few times i'm forced into McDonalds, the employees don't understand what ANYTHING is unless you ad 'Mc' to the front of it. Chicken Nuggets don't exist. Must be CHICKEN MCNUGGETS. McFucking McWankers.

CHEWING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN. Or public affection. I don't want to see you playing tonsil hockey, thanks.

AND THERE'S MORE. But i can't think and i'm in a shite mood.

I think we can all agree that my small intestine is rather fit.

Really? Can you get gay pandas? OR DUCKS? I love ducks. And you might get homophobic squirrels. Squirrels are racist, y'know. The grey ones are killing the orange ones. Maybe 'coz they're ginger.

Nevermind my boobs, I JUST GOT A POKEBALL BRA!

'Coz you touch yourself at night.

Who?

TROLOLOLOL. You're sadder 'coz you don't have the nerve to say it to my face, and yeah i abuse him, he's a cheating twat, and yeah i want attention, big deal. You don't know what's going on in my life, yeah, and he is a dick but i COULDN'T leave him as he told me he'd kill himself if i did. And i'm sorry, but when did you come into this? And i can tell people whatever the fuck i fucking want. Free country. And i'm sad, yush. But so are you. And y'know what, i don't even care anymore, because i'm not going to go into my room and cut myself like an emo shit, like you probably will as you seem to enjoy making other people's lives misery, instead of sorting out your own. Soooo. Instead of trying to hurt me, can you please just find EVIDENCE of this happening, and fuck off? Or at least say what you've got against me to write this? And take the time to do it too? Or is it because you can't find attention, you claim i have too much? I'm just getting more of it now, so HA. You coward.

Pay for my boob job?

Die. And eat a pop tart. And then die again.