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    1. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse responded to betweenbeats 25 Oct 11

      We made a promise to each other once. Lately I've been thinking, more and more, about breaking that promise.

      FUCK YOU. DON'T YOU DARE.

    2. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse responded to crackquest 15 Jun 11

      I konow that Lapse is a song *-* i love it too

      It's my favourite, probably (:

    3. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 15 Jun 11

      What's the last thing that you laughed about?

      Formspring question of the day

      Your face.

    4. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 24 May 11

      If you wrote your autobiography, what would the title be?

      Formspring question of the day

      The Douchebag Chronicles.

    5. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 24 May 11

      Why do you use the "nickname" lapse?

      It's not a nickname, its a song title. I love the lyrics in it. (:

    6. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse responded to betweenbeats 24 May 11

      wat r u doing for ur birthday on sat?

      oh, i did nothing.

    7. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 24 May 11

      hey... have u heard from shimy? i havnt heard from her in quite a while n she hasnt been replying to my txts.

      yer i see her a bit. idk why shes not replying? i'll ask her

    8. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 20 Mar 11

      but... the fantastic four will change their name (and costume, as scene here: http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/1661600-ff_1_acunavariant_super.jpeg) to "Future Founders". yes, still 'FF'

      fuck that.

    9. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 14 Feb 11

      If you could move to any foreign country, where would you move to?

      Formspring question of the day

      Sunny motherfucking San Diego bitcheZ

    10. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 14 Feb 11

      I really like u but youve never known it.. and I cant say who i am.. U have to guess.. Make a profile at www.bit.ly/fSroqF?455580959 then search for lapse and look at the body pix.. guess who i am

      What the fuck?

    11. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 14 Feb 11

      well.. just to keep u posted (even tho u dnt reply - which kinda hints that u dnt care for my updates), since human torch is dead (on the off chance that u werent aware of his dead: yes, the human torch from the F4 is dead), spider-man will joining! YAY!!

      I DO CARE
      I just dont really check my emails so I never know that you're posting BRO.
      (:

    12. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 21 Dec 10

      omgosssh! i cant wait til march!!! new venom comes out AND hes a government controlled good guy!! PLUS... COLLISION!!!! daken vs x-23!!!!!!!

      ARE YOU IN THE PHILS?

    13. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 9 Dec 10

      wait wait wait wait wait.... so u dont want sabretooth brought back to life??!!

      hmmmmm
      i do quite like him too tho.
      but wolverine pwns.

    14. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 9 Dec 10

      harley quinn and deadpool crossover! what do you think?? imagine if they had kids! wait... imagine them having sex!! ....it would be really weird. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l52w117FNj1qbrwm6o1_500.png

      LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
      at that photo.

    15. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 9 Dec 10

      1st, yes u can be resurrected on top of him. 2nd, yes, it does basically just make me human, but there are times where being human is only an aspiration. finally, 3rd, how can u not remember who anger face is?! clue: she went to the school that we went to

      score !

      OH. RIGHT. HER.

    16. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 30 Nov 10

      so... wolverine is in hell. if he somehow makes his way back to our realm and reclaims his body, who, if any, do u want to be resurrected along with him?

      can i be resurrected ontop of him?

    17. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 30 Nov 10

      i can only aspire to being clark kent when he's around blue kryptonite

      that basically just makes you a human then.

    18. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 30 Nov 10

      hey.. do u know whatever happened to 'anger face' ? she just randomly entered my thoughts today and it got me wondering.

      who?

    19. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 16 Nov 10

      lol. like i said before... kidnap him. well i know what i want for christmas... HELLO KITTY BAND AIDS!! theyre sooooooo CUTE. plus, it wud be awesome just walking around watching peoples reactions

      LOLS I'll try find them and buy you loads. (:

      I've been internet shopping heaps lately so anything I want, I tend to buy.
      But chyea, I want him. And I can't buy or kidnap.

    20. dyanne douchecanoe.
      lapse 14 Nov 10

      idk... why is this the only place that we talk?? oh wait, i know why.... oh n lady carnage 9 times outa 10. u never told me wat u want for christmas!

      IDK why? You tell me.

      I don't even know what I want for Christmas. Well I know one thing,but like I told you, you can't buy that....

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