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Wow, how sweet of you!
If only Jane was my actual name and www.findersingle.com was a website I would actually bother to visit! -
Ask the midwife to put it back in.
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Because I'm packing. /cry
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I don't even know who you are... so... probably not.
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People who don't know the meaning of looking supah fly.
EVERYONE should want cornrows. -
Sure. Chocolate orange with dark chocolate and orange zest frosting? Or a marbled, vanilla cupcake with melted chocolate filling?
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No. Although I can barely get through 5 spoonfuls without being overwhelmed by how sweet it is.
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Gilmore Girls is the worst programme ever.
Don't make me say it again. -
I'd do pretty much anything f't lulz.
...Except ass to mouth. -
"Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth."
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Matilda, Lily and Henry. OR, OPTIMUS.
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No, it wasn't.
WHO IS ASKING ME ALL OF THESE CHEESE QUESTIONS?
I like cheese, but I'm starting to resent it.

