
So, you suddenly find yourself facing the Doctor in the Doctor Who universe! What do you do?!
This is dangerously vague. Am I facing the Doctor as in just looking at him? Or are we armed and fighting to the death? Which regeneration is he?
If I am just looking at him, and he is model number Two, I probably hug him and cry a lot, because I am a motherfucking GIRL and I love him so much it kind of hurts.
I would be also happy to see models 4-8 and 11. Others to lesser degrees.
If I am facing them in battle, I am fucked. I need to convince him of how useful to time I am. Alternately, throw something shiny and hide while he is distracted.

