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There once was a man who loved to play cards.
This man was particularly fond of Poker.
He was very good at Poker...in fact, he was so overcome with his love for Poker, that sometimes, he would play two games at once.
One day, the man found himself with the best hand he had ever gotten. He had a shit load of money on the table, along with a flaming arrogance and an unbreakable confidence that he would win.
So he left that particular game of Poker and went to gamble at another table.
Returing to that particular game of Poker after winning a few chips, he was shocked to find that the dealer had already cleared the table for new customers.
"Can I have another chanceee?" the man pleaded, still holding the chips in his arms.
"Absolutey not," said the dealer. "Get the hell out of my Casino."
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I have glow in the dark stars on my ceiling
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Drawing people in person instead of basing their sketches on photos
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Absoutely. I have a Nathan Drake poster on my ceiling and a God of War 2 poster on my door. Hit me up and we'll have a nerdy video game conversation :)
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I want to! I've never been camping either. But the day I camp will probably be the day I skinny dip.
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Nah :)
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Mrs. Crane giving me the heimlich maneuver in front of the entire 2nd/3rd grade class
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Nah, I might just bum a drag or two
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Tinkerbell, she's a total bitch
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Comedic timing
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I sleep through the morning
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I haven't seen the Dead Weather yet... :'(
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I would give myself a big hug and tell myself that things would get better.
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I saw Anthony Green at the Bluebird theatre. I was right in the front, I could've touched his shoes if I wanted. He smiled at me a ton, it was great. Oh, and Dear Hunter was there too
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Absofuckinglutely.
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