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    1. Kristi
      kristiweb responded to Creole26 14 Aug 11

      I don't have a question. *flings bootleg copy of SWAMP PEOPLE at you* *runs*

      That was not a question wierdo

    2. Kristi
      kristiweb 14 Jul 11

      Ms. I don't have anything to ask you but rather inform you. My screen name on Twitter is Kaamas but my friends call me Audrey. I thought this would be a better format for our introduction. Your writing skills have intrigued me....

      Thank you. Hi Audrey.

    3. Kristi
      kristiweb responded to Creole26 11 Jul 11

      *gets on my knees* BABY PLEASE!!!!!!!! WON'T YOU LUH ME? WON'T YOU FEED ME? WON'T YOU SHOW ME THAT THING YOU DO WITH YOUR TONGUE? Wait...do you have a thing you do with your tongue? Cause....

      You were very bored at work today weren't you.

    4. Kristi
      kristiweb 11 Jul 11

      Would you fuck any of your followers?

      Ummm probably... hell I might have already there are a lot of y'all

    5. Kristi
      kristiweb 11 Jul 11

      Have you ever loved any of your followers?

      Technically no

    6. Kristi
      kristiweb responded to Creole26 11 Jul 11

      When I get out of jail for my felony charge of being devastatingly adorable, will you be there for me? Will you still love me in the morning?

      You love the fact that you don't have a character limit don't you.... we need that 140 character block for you

    7. Kristi
      kristiweb responded to afrogirl23 11 Jul 11

      still mad at me ?

      Yes I am mad at you....not sure why though...

    8. Kristi
      kristiweb responded to Creole26 11 Jul 11

      You do realize, of course, that breakfast is not breakfast without waffles. Take my Ring Pop and make me the happiest woman on earth! I'll butter your grits, girl!

      You are a criminal

    9. Kristi
      kristiweb responded to Creole26 11 Jul 11

      When you and me finally get married, which one of us is going to carry TITO'S baby? Let's not fight over it--we can make love down by the fire & whoever screams the loudest wins!

      @abbyisme

    10. Kristi
      kristiweb responded to Creole26 11 Jul 11

      WHERE IS MY BACON?

      in the store ...

    11. Kristi
      kristiweb 18 Aug 10

      Who da fuk iz U kno who? N Y da hell was this rted?

      ... They are exactly who you are afraid they are.... and .... to make sure you saw it I guess *shrugs*

    12. Kristi
      kristiweb 18 Aug 10

      Do you believe in fate?

      .... Yes but I don't think it is where the story ends...

    13. Kristi
      kristiweb 17 Aug 10

      So I want to wife you - So what do I have to do?

      Why do u think I am single *raised eyebrow*

    14. Kristi
      kristiweb 29 Jun 10

      kinky dirty sex or vanilla ?

      I have been told I am the nastiest freakiest kinkiest chick that one has ever dealt with... so I guess not so much vanilla. But *shrugs* people say anything after an orgasm.

    15. Kristi
      kristiweb 12 Jun 10

      Anyone that doesn't want to wife you is stupid.

      I think you are my new favoritest person. I am Kristiweb and I approve this message.

    16. Kristi
      kristiweb 12 Jun 10

      Y r u upset? Wut happened?

      I just heard bad news about a friend.

    17. Kristi
      kristiweb 11 Jun 10

      Why are you single?

      Because no one wants to wife me :( I am not nearly as cool as you think

    18. Kristi
      kristiweb 9 Jun 10

      Is there ne1 n ur timeline u would date? Who?

      There are a LOT of great ones in my TL, but there is only one right now I would date. They already know... who they are

    19. Kristi
      kristiweb 9 Jun 10

      Would you date or start something long distance(possible moving included )? or do u prefer some1 close by

      In-town is always preferred. But I am willing to work for what I want if they are out of state.

    20. Kristi
      kristiweb 8 Jun 10

      Hehe yea its me.. n reality would sound amazing!

      Kool and the Gang

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