I'm that guy who forced you to ship a collection of fine mexican foodstuffs overseas after I sent you an assortment of interconnected postcards from the UK. If I might request the next contest to be baby-clothes-centric, kiddo is due to arrive in THREE WEEKS! Love your work, Kris.

My family is Family-Sized.

with who?

My name is Archangela and I met you at San Diego Comic Con a few years back when I was constantly hanging around the webcomic areas. As recently as this year, I got a sketch from you at Emerald City Comic Con. (Also, I rarely ever check my Formspring, so I just noticed this question.)

I'm just this guy, you know?

I'm a null entity that was only able to type this message from the shadows under your own hands on the keyboard. I am following you because I feed upon the slow seeping of fear and violent thoughts from your emotional emissions. That and I liked the "more face" pug comic from chainsaw suit.

I'm Joe, and I follow you because you make me laugh with surprising regularity. Also, you're a cool dude.

I like your cmic and your wit.

A fan of Chainsawsuit. Because rainbows!

fuck decision making

Because I love you Kris, you know that.

I'm just some guy who is a big fan. I've been reading since part-way through Checkerboard Nightmare and you've been my favorite comedian of all kinds ever since. I'm following you because your answers to these people's ridiculous questions are pretty funny!

I'm just a dude who really enjoys webcomics and comedy, with fledgling efforts in both. I follow you because the sort of humor you employ in Chainsawsuit, and especially with Kurtz in the Blams, is the sort that gives my heart a boner.

I followed you because I've known you online since the Airsick Moth days. I am just realizing I don't understand how apps work as I just found your question 142 days late.

My name and screen handle are the same. Joel Duggan. Canadian Cartoonist and Illustrator living and working the dream in Halifax, Nova Scotia (The other side of the continent from you!) Started following you online work with Webcomics Weekly, followed by the Making Webcomics book and continue to tune in via Twitter etc. -- Apologies if this is a duplicate reply. The new Forumspring seems to have messed around with my replies. Cheers!

i following u???

I'm a hardcore Jovia/Memnon shipper waiting for the Starslip universe to put them together. (I can't be the only one who sees that the whole thing's a love story across infinite parallel universes, right?) I'm following you because, in internet parlance, "u bringz teh funneh". Also, TIME!

i am just some lady.. (artist, mamma, etc.) i followed you because i liked your cartoons and thought why not. :P

I don't think I'm that nice! But I guess I would like to be treated as nice.