kstraub bout to drop mechanical science
like they make ya change majors like a major appliance
but i ain't talkin frigidaire
i mean machines that crane beams up in the air
i seen sh-- like e-gypt when they got this
walkin blocks up the inclined plane is how they got this pyramid on up to ziggurats
lean on the golden mean, now how you figure that?
from sheiks to greeks, how the hell did he knew?
archimedes saying to the water "hey screw you"
these bros in togas ain't yet invented soda, what you think
motherf- cranking on cranks just to get a drink
pulley and rope convert strength to length up to high ground
need a place to stand to move the earth, i got to lie down
to leave-er, i couldn't see her no more, she told me
i made her feel like a wheel "the way you roll me"
okay, so now she transports her wares elsewhere, how harrowing
mechanical advantage took care of everything
attach two levers, now she wheelbarrowing

see, the theme of simple machines i hold in high esteem
these machines don't scheme or freeze the wheels of progress
or lock pod bay doors and kill dave in protest