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      I either play a do-good tank or damage dealer like a paladin, or a sneaky thief. Scott's recent campaign was the only one where I played as a bard and I did enjoy it mostly for the RP.

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      I honestly don't know how to feel about it. If it happened to me I would probably shut down. How do you convert what you do into something worth that much money? The taxes? The labor? I don't know.

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      I'm sure there's something, but nothing alienates Twitter followers more than saying "wow, I just hit x number of followers!" Every time I've said that, I lose like 15 people out of spite. If I'm at 14,000 followers, a bunch will leave just so I can be at 13,956 or whatever. No one likes bragging!

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      Scott and I met in 2003. We were the Coca-Cola polar bears. I couldn't open mine so he used a bottle opener a snowman had. Then we looked up at the northern lights and drank Cokes, open happiness

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      I somehow... doubt that... something being popular made people run out and be interested in the more scholarly form of it. I feel like memes being popular only helped spread I CAN HAZ being used in sentences.

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      I'm a sauce and cheese man, yeahhh

      actually my pizza dreams are boring. I want pepperoni. although when I was unemployed after college, I would order a large papa john's with cheese and jalapeños and just eat it for two days solid. it was a magic time

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