Non-human? No, I couldn't do that.

Duh, have one!

I'm gonna pass on this one, Noel :D

I'm having tomato soup!

My teddy bear. It's old, worn and dirty. But the thought of throwing her away makes me so sad. I get emotionally attached to stuff!

Properly met and talked to? Matt Bellamy from Muse, I guess. Met as in stood in line for hours to get something signed? Neil Gaiman.

Anything I hated I wouldn't bother with again. I loved Big Love in the first two series but absolutely hated the current one, I didn't make it past episode three. It takes a LOT for me to stop watching a show I've been into, I'm a bit of a completist.

Yes. And it's not a nice story.

TV! I can watch TV on my computer anyway.

Why, are you looking for the date?

I haven't seen it so I don't know!

Depends on the prison, I suppose! Highly dangerous and violent prison? No. A relaxed prison that has books and crafts supplies? Sure, I'd do it for two years.

Malfunction? My brain. It has depression, anxiety and migraine problems. It causes me a world of problems.

I'm totally a pool sort of gal. It's warmer and has no undertow.

Overnight train from Luxor to Cairo. Very noisy, quite cold and overflowing toilets. AWFUL.

I would be grapes, because I'm eating grapes now. And NOW I'm worried about that.

I don't know any pokemons apart from Pikachu. I've never watched or played it, so I wouldn't know!

I really do enjoy it, or I wouldn't do it so much. I especially like baking for people, and seeing their faces when they eat something they enjoy. Also I enjoy my own cooking so it's the sharing of food as well.

Daily Show with Jon Stewart. I've watched it steadily for seven years.

Rich! I do not want to be famous.