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    1. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 15 Nov 10

      Want some?

      GIT SUM.

    2. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 20 Sep 10

      Pancakes

      OH SWEET FOR REAL? YES!!!

    3. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 21 Jun 10

      If you could instantly and permanently change one thing about human nature, what would it be?

      No one can be cruel. You can be an ass, but only if it's harmless.

    4. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 21 Jun 10

      What would you do if you saw the Hamburglar dancing naked on the roof of your house?

      I live in a three floor apartment. Ain't my roof, ain't my problem.

    5. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 25 May 10

      Are you ever asked questions by people who don't exist?

      YERP. Damn those brain people. ;)

    6. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 21 May 10

      Guess Why?

      Apple ...pie?

    7. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 12 May 10

      Your perfect day would start with what?

      A REAL battle with monsters made of lvl 1. And me with a giant hammer.

    8. Kiwi
      kiwitryst responded to jackalopejess 18 Apr 10

      Deal or no deal?

      uh....uuhhhh......UUUHHH.....UM.......D-DEA-NO NO -DEA-

    9. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 18 Apr 10

      If you were able to pass a law to make something mandatory for everybody else, what would it be?

      Mandatory Hugs and kisses for Kiwi whenever she wants them.

    10. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 31 Mar 10

      How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

      There is NO woodchuck with the balls to Chuck The Norris.

    11. Kiwi
      kiwitryst responded to Failing 31 Mar 10

      What colour are your nails?

      Clear and sharp thank yew. xD

    12. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 25 Mar 10

      Why did I have to find this page on my own, instead of you telling me?!?!?! HMMMMM?!?!?!?

      Probably because I see you less frequently than my furry friends.

    13. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 25 Mar 10

      Is Clooney the greatest?

      You Bet your ass on a cold day he is.

    14. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 25 Mar 10

      Who am I? (You'll never get it right)

      My friend?

    15. Kiwi
      kiwitryst responded to kwverde 25 Mar 10

      o que tem no seu CLTRL+V!??!!?

      It might help if I knew what " CLTRL V " was.

    16. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 17 Feb 10

      since i havent seen you online much, how is everything working out at home? (you can hit me on aim for that one: bmanrkg3) :-)

      Eh, borring mostly. But alright.

    17. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 17 Feb 10

      Why haven't we talked in forever D:

      I'm terribly sorry. Messgae me now and I will talk to you.

    18. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 11 Feb 10

      Please rank what you find hottest to least hot: - Gay dude furp0rnz - Straight furp0rnz - Lesbian furp0rnz

      gay dude

      lesi

      str8

    19. Kiwi
      kiwitryst 11 Feb 10

      I'm gonna ask you this only once. Do you, or do you not, know about the bird?

      I will kill you

    20. Kiwi
      kiwitryst responded to kwverde 11 Feb 10

      komo conheceu o Formspring-me!?

      I need English ! Badly. I'm unilingual.

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