...his name is not Wilt. Or Eugene.

He sometimes dunks things in his food? Does that count?

I like daisies and yellow roses, and freesias because my mum does.

Heheheh the pigeon with its intestines across the carpet, its head barely attached, which when I picked it up with a dustpan CURLED AND UNCURLED ITS CLAW. Yeah, I screamed.

Boscastle. With childcare.

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