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      I barely wake up, hop in the shower, and get dressed. Then I dry my hair, splash some make-up on and I'm out the door by 7:30am.

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      Memphis - a 7.5 year old Boston Terrier. I can't imagine my life without pets!

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      I am the most "I don't do hair" person that I've ever met. I probably styled it more when it was 1" long than I do now.
      I wash it daily with shampoo. I condition my ends 1-2x a week. I use Aveda volumizing spray, I pull my hair straight with a wide-tooth comb and I blow dry my hair from the roots to the ends. Then I either bobby pin up the front, pull it half up and loosely bun it, ponytail it, or do a cross or side part.
      Fun times huh?

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      I feel like this is a trick algebra question. But alas, it may just be a lost wanderer on the Internet who wants to buy a ton of those fun cylindrical ice cream scoops that I blogged about forever ago!

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      I actually had a fabulous moment when I actually said what I wanted to say in one of these situations... and I'm still so proud of it today!
      I was 1.5 weeks postpartum, and went shopping at the mall with my mom as my first escape from the house. I was driving, and making a u-turn to go to SONIC in a left-turn only lane with a light. When my left-turn only light hit, I made the u-turn. A person was turning right onto the same street... had a red light... but didn't even stop and just blew through to make a right on red. I let the car go in front of me, but laid on my horn so he knew he was in the wrong. No swearing, no hand gestures, just the horn.
      He then stopped in the lane and blocked the entrance to the gas station (and yes... we're on a street w/traffic... stopped completely). I waited for him to calm down and just sat behind him. After 30 seconds, I went to go around him on the left, at which point he started to block me again with his car (in the lanes of traffic). But he moved up enough for me to go in the gas station and into Sonic. I went and parked, got out of my car, at which time his SUV pulled in and he rolled down his window and shouted at me.
      He was a middle-aged man, probably 50-55, white, driving a newish SUV. He said, in a odd dry tone, "Hey! You'd better watch who you mess with on the street, cause they won't all be as nice as I am." I walked up to his car and said, "Sir, you didn't stop at a red light. I honked at you to let you know that you were in the wrong. We almost got in an accident because you were in the wrong. I was doing nothing but letting you know that." He went on to try and tell me I was wrong, to which I kept calmly and very slowly telling him that I had the right of way, he didn't stop and how dangerous it was. I was oddly calm because I was soooo sleep deprived, it was like a monotone argument where he couldn't get a rise out of me. I finally just said, "Listen sir. I have a 2 week old baby at home. She wasn't in the car with me now, but all I can think about is what would have happened if she was... and you hit me and hurt her for such a stupid reason. I've seen so many stupid drivers today that I'm scared for her life on these roads, especially when seemingly intelligent people like yourself do really dumb things like this." And yes... my mom was standing right to the left of me.
      With that, he seriously said, "Yeah... well.......... I'm sorry. Have a good day." and drove away. Seriously.
      Passive/sleepy Kim totally won that fight and said everything I wanted to say. :)

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      "The September Issue" -- absolutely fabulous and insanely better than "The Devil Wears Prada"

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      Baby hugs and kisses, baby giggles and walking in to check on a sleeping baby and your heart just melting at how darn cute she is...

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      Do you tell anyone that you're a troll? Or do you keep it to yourself? And if you told someone, how come they didn't slap you for doing what you do?

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      Baby M sleep trained herself. We've never done anything outside of what I would think of as "normal putting a baby to sleep" methods to get her to sleep... and she started sleeping in 8-9 hour chunks around 7 weeks (usually 7pm-3/4am). Since about 5 months, she's been sleeping until 6/7am regularly.
      She sleeps in a sleepsack in her crib, we leave the white noise machine on all night, and she gets her last bottle of 6-8 oz right before bed.
      In other words, we've done absolutely nothing and we have no magic tricks up our sleeve. Just absolute dumb luck and a baby that inherited her mom's love of sleep.

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