I'm already so lazy to do my laundry, now you're telling me to fold them?!

It's a sad, sad world we live in.

If my child is fully vaccinated then there's no reason for me to be concerned. How other people choose to take care of their children is none of my business.

In a perfect world, everybody would be vaccinated and free of diseases. But in this one, not everybody has access to healthcare and vaccines aren't without flaw. When I was younger I was subject to a faulty vaccine that left me in the emergency room for surgery. Today I still bear the stich marks and scars around my arm as a reminder that I could have died that day.

Vaccines have most probably improved since then, but I would understand why some parents choose not to vaccinate their children.

As if raping a child over the age of 8 makes it less of a crime? Rape is rape, and the rapist should be punished accordingly. Age is irrelevant.

It should not even be an issue to begin with. Herp derp.

Get your moves on and show off those jazz hands! Life's a musical babe, take advantage of it!

No wonder why Miss Spider always decline the invitations to my afternoon ice lemon tea parties…

Oh no honey, the mirror looks at me.
*fabulous hair flip*

Actually I'm quite fond of spiders. I guess from an evolutionary perspective I can understand why most of us would be instinctively be wary of spiders or any poisonous looking animal. But if we can overcome it, it turns out they're very fascinating animals. Where my dad lives, people keep their gardens very dense in vegetation so most people have spiders as their closest neighbors. From his house to the station I can count at least a dozen, and each time I try to pick up their different patterns and shapes (and ONG their eyes are so cute<3!).

Think spiders as tortured artists. Deemed hideous and scary by the world, they spend their days in isolation and weaving their passion - that is, their webs. They literally sit on their artwork, as if a manifestation of their self-loathing. There they contemplate philosophy and the reason to their misunderstood existence, while waiting patiently for an unsuspecting insect to admire their craft enough to become their food.

And obviously, Miss Spider is by far my favourite character from James and the Giant Peach. Anyone who hates arachnids and insects should consider watching this beautiful film. It will definitely change your mind!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYiVfNEKbUs&feature=related

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You spelled "jackass irresponsible and hypocritical company that ruined millions of lives and entire ecosystems" wrong.

No. Child neglect is a serious crime to accuse someone of and more often that not, a child's obesity cannot be solely attributed to their parents. Playing the blame game and separating kids from their parents does not solve anything, no.

Instead, the government and health organizations should be aiding these families and tackle obesity and its core, for example:
- PE and Health class should be mandatory to all students of all ages.
- School cafeterias should be providing only fresh and healthy nutritional foods and not serve any junk (and no, pizza is not a goddamn vegetable) or sodas.
- Organizations should send out brochures and set our workshops to educate families what's healthy and what's not to eat, and encourage them to exercise more.
- Food providers and companies should be taxed for adding high unnecessary sodium and sugar content in their foods. They should also be banned from adding harmful additives altogether.
- Companies should be sued when using misleading advertising. "Multi-grain" does not make a fucking difference, "99% fat free" does not necessarily make something healthy.
- Packaged foods should have their calories content clearly and visibly displayed in front of the packaging.
- Limit escalators. Not only taking the stairs is one of the quickest ways to burn calories but escalators waste a whole lot of energy. Reserve elevators for the old, disabled or injured.
- Provide incentive for the public to use public transports so they would walk more rather than using cars.
- etc.

Last but not least, stop those "Size doesn't matter" or "You are beautiful the way you are" campaigns. What with the obesity rate these days, it's ridiculous to tell kids that's okay to remain obese and continue on munching those Doritos instead of going for say, a swim. Campaigns should be promoting healthy lifestyles not telling people to be comfortable in continuing their detrimental diets.

That's how you tackle obesity, not by ruining families and blaming the parents.

Here's an interesting TED talk if anyone's interested on the subject:
http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/en/jamie_oliver.html

By getting high less often.

Usually I am very conscious of what I eat. Sometimes it gets to the point of paranoia that I read the nutritional values of everything. I'm pretty proud of my diet.

But I swear to god, when I smoke the herb and get the munchies I will literally raid your fridge and nomnom on everything that isn't derived from meat. True story.

Because some people are bewildered and secretly pissed that you don't have the same lifestyle and values as they do. That is almost unheard of and definitely wrong.
I mean, c'mon, how else can you stay informed and reach enlightenment if you don't watch Fox News and South Park?

Why yes, I do! I have a conspiracy theory of my own. I think there are people that are actually employed to come up with conspiracy theories to please the other conspiracy theorists and their like-minded. The more outrageous the better! Apparently some people feel empowered and "educated" to disbelieve everything they hear on the news. Of course! Because it takes a prodigy to discover the "great lie" that of the media and understand the intricacies of those handful of dodgy youtube videos that lay out the evidence to show us so delicately the "awful truth". What a terrifying world we live in. Trust nothing and nobody! There's no such thing as coincidence! The Illuminati is out there to get us!

Oh dear heavens no! We wouldn't want our neighboring countries to think that we actually care about that part of the population that's most in need, now would we? Can you imagine? We would look like those sluggish socialists hahah! Let's not kid ourselves. No, if the needy actually want to be able to afford their rent and feed themselves they should be finding a second or third job right? It doesn't matter too much if they work 60 hours a week, as long they're still alive they can prove themselves useful to our nation!

Now now, let us resume on our champagne and discuss our terribly unbearable lightness of being. I love it when we're philosophical and contributing to society. Oh, do remind me to make plans for us this upcoming summer holidays. I'm very excited to show you my new yacht. It's not as big as the other one I've bought this year, but it is an absolute beauty. I'm sure you'll fall in love with it.

It would be even more awesome if we've learned to understand them instead.

It's my wake up alarm song. It was only a matter of time before I know all the lyrics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgDrJ5Z2rKw

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