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    1. Leif
      killypistol 26 Oct 10

      I agree with the person a few questions below - can you at least TRY to make it less obvious that you're asking yourself these questions? Oh yeah and at least TRY to make even one of them funny? Also, leave the house once in a while and meet REAL PEOPLE.

      If I was asking myself things I'd be in your psychologist's waiting room...hey pass me a pen, will ya? I'm the one reading the December 2007 Good Housekeeping.

    2. Leif
      killypistol 26 Oct 10

      Can you please stop being such a cunt and just kill yourself? Please?

      No, I enjoy this realm too much. I have had self-induced near-death experiences with my buddy Dimitri, but knew I'd be coming back. I think you should call him for advisement, fren!

    3. Leif
      killypistol 26 Oct 10

      DO YOU LIKE LUNCH

      Yeah cuz breakfast never suited me, so I shred that shit.

    4. Leif
      killypistol 4 May 10

      Who's the most underrated musician?

      OVRH8 is stong @ King Khan and the Shrines

    5. Leif
      killypistol 5 Apr 10

      what would you do with only 1 day to live?

      Hawt Hookers who will shoot me up hourly.

    6. Leif
      killypistol 22 Mar 10

      you should make it less obvious your asking yourself questions...this is just sad

      This is not a question. Wanna fuck?

    7. Leif
      killypistol 23 Feb 10

      Que Hora Es?

      A LA CHINGADA

    8. Leif
      killypistol 17 Feb 10

      Do you believe in luck?

      Yes, as a matter of fact I just ThroatLucked my girlfriend on her new couch during American Idol

    9. Leif
      killypistol 15 Feb 10

      Would you rather be skinny with an ugly face or fat with a pretty face?

      Fat n pretty faced, so id still be good for blowjobs

    10. Leif
      killypistol 10 Feb 10

      If you were stranded on a desert island, which one person would you bring with you?

      Me minus 2 ribs

    11. Leif
      killypistol 10 Feb 10

      If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

      Orville Boybuttpopper

    12. Leif
      killypistol 9 Feb 10

      Who's the most overrated athlete?

      King Hippo, the entire punch out Major circuit.

    13. Leif
      killypistol responded to annaconda1984 7 Feb 10

      which half of your face do you eat with?

      The left. Hotter side. Got a crawford.

    14. Leif
      killypistol 7 Feb 10

      Have you ever given a Chef Boyardee? That's when your fuckin' someone from behind and then right when you're about to cum, you dump a can of Beefaroni on their head.

      No. I only buy meatless spaghettio's.

    15. Leif
      killypistol 7 Feb 10

      If you could master one skill what would it be?

      The ability to melt people's teeth just by staring.

    16. Leif
      killypistol 7 Feb 10

      How can people drink Pabst Blue Ribbon?

      They are victims of niche marketing (hipster hops)

    17. Leif
      killypistol 6 Feb 10

      What's the secret to happiness?

      Ignorance. Buttsex is a very close second.

    18. Leif
      killypistol 5 Feb 10

      What's the oldest piece of clothing you still own and wear?

      House of pain tshirt circa 93. Put on them shitkickers.

    19. Leif
      killypistol 5 Feb 10

      What's the best gift you've ever given?

      Buttsex. For sure.

    20. Leif
      killypistol 4 Feb 10

      Sneakers or sandals?

      Canadian fuxedo

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