IF I HEAR THE WORDS ALT-LIT AGAIN I WILL PURPOSEFULLY KILL ALL OF MY HOUSEPLANTS

ABSOLUTELY NOT

TODAY MY CO-WORKER BITCHED ABOUT HOW GROSS SMOKING IS. I COUGHED.

I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION EVERYONE CAME HERE TO TURN A DRUG ADDICTION INTO AN EXERCISE ADDICTION

LOL OKAY

GUILTY

i want someone to say at my funeral "she almost had 400 twitter followers"

i work too much to be depressed. this is no america.

i got paid. i bought wine, a table, some plants. things are nice.

WE ALL VICTIMS

if north korea's 'satellite' launch ends up actually being a missile, i love you all

having difficulty deciphering the meaning of this question...

BITCH I'M EXHAUSTED

i think i've met the girl in this avatar before...

every meal you eat is just one more notch on the pro-life bedpost

yes and yes

GUNPO powpowpow

yes and yes

AS REAL AS A CARTOON CHARACTER

fuck you!