Mom:
"I had always the best grades at school!"
"If I ever dared to say something like that to my parents they'd..."
"When I was your age..."
"You ungrateful little..."
"*SCREAMS NAME*, then a list of to-do things follows"
"Why are you on your computer again?"
"Why aren't you doing anything at home?"
"Why aren't you home?"
"Why are you home?"
"Where were you?"
"Do I seem like I care about your reasonable counterproposal?"
"What? Where? I forbid that!"
"Until you live under my roof..."
"Until you live off of my money..."
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
"How much?" "No fucking way!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU RETURN MY CALL? I don't care you had a class!"
"Call me when you get there. If you do not, I will get you back by the police force."

Dad:
"When will you come back, baby? Wannna borrow my car? Want money for a cab?"