Men In Black. They keep playing it everywhere. XD

Twitter, Facebook and 9gag(this one hourly, actually). XD

BATMAN, hands down. Spiderman makes no sense and Superman is basically a superhero in God Mode. So yeah...

Whoa! And where did you hear that from? Sure. Um... well at first, I came head-to-head with a pack of crazy dogs(there were like six?) and then we both just kinda had this awkward moment where we stared at each other. That was just when I remembered that staring at stray dogs is a MUST NOT. Wtv, they got pissed and they had already all stopped licking their privates and they were standing; ready to attack. That was my cue; I lifted my bicycle and swung it a hundred and eighty degrees around and rode that primitive machine as fast as Gandalf The White rode Shadowfax in The Two Towers!(Okay... what?) Nvm. SO the chase began. The chasing dogs were scary as shit; drooling and sucking up their saliva and growling all at the same time! After like a hundred meters or so, they started to lose steam and fell back and I SURVIVED. ~the end.

Sleep again. What else would I do? Turn on the PC and play solitaire?

Like crap. My right eye is destroyed. I use it too much and my left too little; lazy eye. :/

Make it two.

A pinch of both. :)

Restaurant. :)

Cockfuckingroaches.

Coldplay's "Paradise". Also, the cover of the same song by Mike Tompkins and The Piano Guys (Peponi) :)

J.B.!! :)

YES! I'D LOVE TO DO THAT!

I wear a watch at all times. :)

NO. Not at all. But if my computer can replace my TV then, YES. XD

MEOWOOF!!

I swear I have no idea what you're talking about... o_o

Yeah, mindfucked weyh! Btw, Captain America is weak, you know... Imagine him in a room with the HULK, mad. Your bet will be on... ? XD

Nope. Besides cheap information, nothing.