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is there caramel inside?
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and you're probably fat
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there's fire in my hole? so that's what that smell is.....
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really? you do? wow.. I mean, I don't know how deep a conversation we can get into by breaking the ice with how the holiday season is going for me.. why don't you ask me something with a little more potential? Like my beliefs in religion? or where I stand on the vietnam war? I'm not DJ Pauly D... i don't find talks about family and holiday seasons deep
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idk! why dont you and anthony come around more often??
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You have a very, VERY strange breakfast meal, stranger. I usually don't have time in the morning to eat breakfast so it'd be more like "NOTHING: IT'S WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST"
I have a question for my retort to this question.. who in their right mind would sit there and coat dill holes in chocolate all day? I would HATE that job.. and I'm sure I'm not the only one -
if you're going to post a question please make it somewhat coherent..
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I miss a lot of people...... and you're expecting me to say I'd hang out with them right? duhhh wtf else would I say? "uhhhhh I miss em and all.. but I think ima sit on facebook instead"
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How do YOU feel about pants in the air!?
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You mean emotionally? Like, as if I would date him? Idk.. he's a great guy and all but all in all he'll always just be a friend.. can't see my self being with someone like that type
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you know what I hate? people who set their status as "going out to eat.. text me!:D" like, who the fuck cares about what you're doing and why would I text you? And what the fuck would you say if you text that person? "Hey.. I'm texting you cuz you said in your status to text me" Oh yeah THAT'S not an awkward conversation starter.. then wtf you gonnna say? "so whatcha eating?" pff smh.. oh, and I also hate coors lite
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I TOTALLY AGREE!!!! anyone with that much makeup should just be a whore... or a whore-clown? would you do a whore-clown if the price was right?? what if it's one of those clowns with the frown-painted on their face? instead of a smile? That would be the most awkward sex-session ever.. not because you're doing it with a whore/clown, but because they'll have a frown during it the whole time.. I wouldn't know whether to laugh or to be confused?
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lol it's no wonder your mom killed herself
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Idk, anonymous dude.. Do I look like the fucking.. room temperature help support guy?
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I'm sorry, I'll pass.. I've done enough baby-humping in my time
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I have so many questions as a response to this question.. first off, SINCE WHEN DO DILDOS EAT?? do you spell dildos like "dildos?" or "dildoes?" How do we feed a dildo with our butthole? seems a little unlikely if you ask me.. What kind of assorted fruits will we dress like? I prefer watermelon, bananas, or apples. I don't deal with none of that pineapple or Orange shit... Which disney songs will we sing? I only know Aladdin ones, so I'm quite limited
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Polar bear fur, definitely
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