I have a completely non-sexual obsession with you. It's creepy, I'm aware. If you were a TV show, I'd watch you. If you were a magazine, I'd buy you. If you were a blow up doll, I'd knit you a sweater and pretend you were real. (ie, you're neat.)

  • Kate

    I'm not sure how any aspect of this is supposed to make me feel anything less than terrified.

  • Kate

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