A horse trying to 'sex up' a copper

My friend Maria and my fella Bobby

In the bath, followed by in my bed with my lovely fella =)

I was very messy up until about a month ago but now, for some reason, I've become proper tidy! Weird!

Apparently not.... I thought I was!

Mmmmm, don't wanna sound like an egotist but I trained in dance for over 20years do this question is tricky

Not often. I do most things on my phone these days

I like Wispa or Twirl chocolate wise and Haribo Strawbs sweetie wise

I tend to remember most of my dreams, especially the bad ones which sucks a tad!

Everything, I like a good moan

Hahaha! What is this 'work' you speak of????

Most of them yes, but there is one in particular that I couldn't trust on anything. But I can't chip her off

The beautiful South Downs, gorgeous!

I'm 5' 10". I'd like to be taller by an inch or so

Often. I'm very good at speaking without thinking!

Am I allowed 2? Oh well fuck it, I'll have 2 :) The first happiest moment was meeting my daughter for the first time, that first hold, that first kiss, the wonderful smell of your own baby. It's overwhelming happiness when that day comes that you go through bloody agony but it all washes away when that baby is put in your arms. It's magical :)

The second happiest moment in my life was the day Bob said he'd like me to be his girlfriend, oh, and when he professed his love for me :)

Tiger lily is a beautiful flower which is why I named my daughter that exact name

I mostly watch real life crime, crime drama and Eastenders and documentaries, so it's not really belly laughter inducing shit to be honest!

No, my technique is abysmal! I get knackered really quickly and swallow too much water. Swimming fail!

Sorry, my cat ate my car, then my daughter ate my bus ticket... What's a girl to do?!