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    1. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      If Phil slept with Shay, and Shay gave birth to shay, who befriended Derek, why is your nose so big?

      This made me laugh. Then cry.

    2. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      If we went out on a date.. where would you take me to?

      The horse track.

    3. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      What is your favorite country besides the USA?

      California.

    4. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      how long have you and your girlfriend been going out?

      Almost 6 years.

      Man.

    5. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      Will you ever come to Sweden?

      Depends. Do you have wolves in Sweden?

    6. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      Who's vlogs are better, Charles Trippy or ShayCarl's?

      I don't like either of these people.

    7. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      Do you work on anything other than Youtube vids?

      I'm a classical pianist in my spare time.

      Heh. Pianist.

    8. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      When you look at yourself in the mirror, do you think "wow, look at that awesome dude!" or rather "kassem, what have you done with your LIFE!"?

      Definitely the latter.

    9. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      How many Youtubers does it take to change a lightbulb?

      Eight. One to change the lightbulb and 7 to call out "First!"

    10. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      Ah, buttsex

      Ah, indeed.

    11. Kassem G
      kassemg responded to zacharyzips 11 Dec 09

      whos your comedy idol?

      Richard Pryor. Bill Cosby. Janet Reno.

    12. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      If you could own anything Mythical creature what would you own?

      Bigfoot. Although he's not mythical. I've seen it with my own four eyes.

    13. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.

      Is this my girlfriend?

    14. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      Are you having fun answering these questions?

      Greatest thing I've ever done.

    15. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      How many boners do you get a day from Shay's beard?

      I have yet to be flaccid.

    16. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      So when are you going evolve into a wolf?

      Every night at midnight my friend.

    17. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      Does it bother you too play a girl? and have makeup on?

      Not anymore. I've done it so much.

      That and I also cut off my penis.

    18. Kassem G
      kassemg responded to andreadotcom 11 Dec 09

      Do you think you are cute?

      No. Do you? And if so send pics.

    19. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      Who was your first sex dream ?

      It was me making love to myself. Powerful stuff.

    20. Kassem G
      kassemg 11 Dec 09

      Are you part indian?

      No. I don't smell like assorted curries.

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