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    1. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy responded to vectorj 19 Dec 11

      The iOS market is a tough one to get noticed in. Tips for exposure? Since you're open to self promotion (reading that webcomic answer)-- my latest iOS game, "Leap of Color" ( http://bit.ly/uSNyEx ). I'm just doing the only thing I can do: show people.

      You should write to portabliss@joystiq.com and jess@joystiq.com (she runs the joystiq indie pitch). FWIW, I'm buying my own copy as we speak.

    2. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy 19 Dec 11

      What is the doucheiest way I can respond to getting a shitty birthday present from my brother? (I know what he got me and it's really shitty, like, he bought it at the dollar store shitty)

      Eat it in front of him.

    3. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy 19 Dec 11

      OK I was too nervous and I couldn't handle the anticipation so I am sending you the comic right now!! I am so excited to have you even lay eyes on it. http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?44209-Troll-Ventures.-An-Ironic-Adventure%21

      I actually chuckled a few times! It's rough, but the abstract nature reminds me of Pokey the Penguin, which is delightful. Keep at it, keep focusing it.

    4. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy responded to PixelKaiser 19 Dec 11

      If Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, does that mean Gremlins isn't either?

      This is only one man's belief.

    5. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy 19 Dec 11

      Is Die Hard a christmas movie?

      No. Sorry scenesters. It's not. It's an action movie at Christmas.

    6. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy 19 Dec 11

      I'm making my own webcomic but it is literally the shittiest thing ever. It is ironic and just for shits and giggles and I love it so much, but I respect you too much to send it to you. You're a lucky man.

      You should send it to me anyway. If I think it's crappy you're no worse off. And what if I LOVE IT?

    7. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy responded to nefariousity 19 Dec 11

      Why do you answer questions so slow?

      You're asking a lot, so I can't answer all of them.

    8. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy 19 Dec 11

      Would a horse gallop quieter if I were to tell it I'm trying to fall asleep on it's back?

      Nah, horses are dicks.

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      justintmcelroy responded to HydrophobicFish 19 Dec 11

      I'm getting married in August, but I can't decide who I want in my wedding party. Is it poor form to artificially bolster my friendship with other people, so that I can ask them to be by my side? Is it too late to make new friends?

      I don't see much point to it, unless you're trying to match your SO's party.

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      justintmcelroy responded to HS21 19 Dec 11

      I think my home made tacos are a taste bud home run. What's the most delicious thing you can cook up?

      Chimichitos have a flavor taste that'll send you to the moon. http://health.discovery.com/fansites/sam-zien/recipes/chimichito.html

    11. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy 19 Dec 11

      Do you ever get tired of the stupid questions people send you on here? I swear I don't send you any stupid questions and this is not asking for permission to send more. Honest to God.

      I delete the stupid ones.

    12. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy 19 Dec 11

      Tell it to me straight - Griffin is really Golly-A-Olly, right? That guy can't possibly find all those amazing yahoos.

      I think it's a gal.

    13. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy responded to buzzclik 19 Dec 11

      What's the most palatable Sandra Bullock movie that isn't Speed?

      Miss Congeniality? Fuck, I don't know.

    14. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy responded to buzzclik 19 Dec 11

      Explain the rules of cricket to me as you understand them.

      Baseball with flat bats.

    15. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy responded to cardfrek 19 Dec 11

      Will Man ever Terraform and colonize other planets outside of our Solar System?

      I honestly think we'll destroy ourselves before we get that far.

    16. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy 19 Dec 11

      What's my special thing?

      Weiner.

    17. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy 19 Dec 11

      Would you rather: A) be the guy who teabagged Zachary Levi on the SpikeTV VGA's, or B) be Zachary Levi, but get teabagged by that random guy on the SpikeTV VGA's, or C) TEEEEEEENS?

      D

    18. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy 19 Dec 11

      The MBMBaM app doesn't seem to have had any bonus content added to it in a while. What's up with that?

      We don't have any extra funny.

    19. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy responded to buzzclik 19 Dec 11

      What's the best buddy cop movie, in your opinion?

      Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    20. Justin McElroy
      justintmcelroy 19 Dec 11

      Aside from the podcasts that you are a part of, and the other ones on Max Fun, do you have any good recommendations?

      I love Striving, a podcast about spirituality.

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