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My head isn't already shaved?
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I'm one of those people who'd spend money on you for the sheer fact that it would make you happy and I'd be happy to do so.
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Meet Christian Weston Chandler in person and tell him how his existence has changed my outlook on life.
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Apples and Grapes.
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You're trapped in a state of time where you move slower than everything around you.
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I do the same thing with every woman. I usually end up befriending them and becoming forever enchained to the friend zone.
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Internet, obviously.
I need something to poop in. -
I fall for a lot of things. That's why I'm a lost cause.
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Yep. That's why I don't.
OWAIT. -
Living in my own place, eating Count Chocula.
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Depends on the who you are and the over-arching situation.
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I don't know Reginald VelJohnson. I suppose it'd be Taco Bell.
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nigga, dat's racist.
chocolate. -
I love black people.
But I hate the vast ignorant stereotypical actions that are performed by parts of the black community, specifically the ones that make it into the spotlight/media.
All races do stupid things, and I tend to mock those things. But, since I'm black, I suppose it's easier for me to mock my own kind, since I've been subjected to it for so long. -
You should stop trying to ask me to watch Twilight with you. Because I won't. I'm too busy looking for Amber Lamps.
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Justin M. Durden’s Bio
afro-american cartoonist and animation aficionado.

