"Papa smurf can I lick yo ass, yeah lick ma ass bitch"

AHHAHHAHA why, are you going through all my old answers? :$
LOL LINK ME TO THE OLDEST QUESTION YOU GET TO

*you

dreaming is just dreaming, there isn't any should or shouldn't haha

are you kidding me? these?
if they were enhanced i'd have boobs up to my fucking neck, look at these. wtf man

feel free

HAHA, on the real - it's never been that i don't WANT to get close to guys in a romantic sense. really i guess i'm just.. hesitant? cautious?
and i think it's easier for me to make light of the fact that i have enough trust and committment issues to fill your mum's vagina than it is to admit that the thought of giving someone all that power over how i feel scares me.

yeah. FILL it.

it would be wrong for you not to

yes

http://youtu.be/fmXGEplvPuY

Play

girls too! i don't discriminate

why yessssssss she is

ryan reynolds, alexa chung andddddd
any of the epicmealtime guys.
they could make me jack daniels pancakes afterwards

I HAVE TO PICK JUST ONE1!?!?!!??!?!!
http://youtu.be/SyKQvDJTj4w

Play

FUCK NOT VERY MUCH WOW HOLY BALLSACKS

there are other reasons to dump people....?

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no probably not

no, my insecurities would be on a constant field day imagining all the boys AND girls i could be cheated on with or left for

I'D TRY AND BE FUNNY OR SOMETHING BUT I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I WAS EVER SCARY OR INTIMIDATING AND NOBODY SEEMS TO WANT TO EXPLAIN TO ME

haha i know right!! if we weren't rushing off to do our own little things it would've been easier to catch up haha but yeah. so random seeing you!