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I don't have any pie! I surrender! It was all a lie! You got me.
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WOOOOOW!!! This is all too much for me.
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POOR WHO? Me? What'd I do? I need a shower.
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I WOULD BE HAPPY TOO IF I HAD CHOCOLATE AND SODA! I ate marshmallows that I dipped in peanut butter, then I went outside in the 104 degree weather and mowed part of the lawn. I about vomited. NASTAY!! Now I'm all sweaty.
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BUT WE DIDN'T DIE AT THE SAME TIME!! UH! That's my sad face. UH. I'm funny. I miss you so much! Did you know Amanda's moving to Wisconsin? AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME!!! She's the best person in the world!
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QUESTONS!!!! I love getting questions! I miss you too! It seems like we never talk anymore. So, I'm going to strike up a conversation. Uh. This is awkward.
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I LOVE YOU!!! I get this a lot. Everyone's always like JORDAN! And I'm always like YOU! I love people!
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Don't tell me what to do. I might. If I get an account or whatever to sign in. So like, maybe in 5 minutes.
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ME EITHER! Wait, did you hear about PE? I had to run a mile and then right after that I had to do 100 sit ups! For fitness tests. And while I was doing my sit ups I felt like my eyeball was going to explode. IT WAS CRAZY!Y!Y!!YY!
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Hi I love you SO MUCH MY EYEBALL COULD EXPLODE! You rock.
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Honestly I'm not. Sorry to disappoint? I'M NOT GOING TO DATE YOU IF YOU'RE A GIRL. That's just gross for me. Girls are gross. Boys aren't as gross, they're just dumb at this age.
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Jordan’s Bio
I'm uh, a kid. I LOVE YOU!!!

