The kitchen

My ability to juggle comedy and hatredy.

BACON

They're almost as rad as eskiguins. Almost.

I tend to be early.

Thus is the magic of the Internet and typed responses.

Woogaboogaboo!

It might be because I'm quite high strung and hyper analytical, and they seem relaxed and spontaneous.

If they were to exist, that is.

I've got a few tasty recipes.

Nope.

If I were to have a crush on someone, it might be because they're pretty much the polar opposite of me, and I find that intriguing.

If I found someone intriguing, that is.

THE AVENGERS!!!!! GRAHHHH!!

Dragons? Chimera? Emma Stone? I can't pick one.

Hmm. I know that I have rhythm, but I can't say that I'm a good dancer.

Get me drunk enough and put on some Daft Punk though, and I'll boogie.

I would say that depends on when I have off from work. Most likely the day before my day off. That way I can stay up late as hell.

Spiders. nopenopenopenope

Draw more you dummy

Beer and eggs.

The Scott Pilgrim soundtrack and Patton Oswalt.

I think as much could be said, yes.

Well, I do like enjoying a fine piece of art, and there ain't no art finer than this face.