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    1. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 6 Feb 11

      when you die who gets all you button ups?

      THE COSMOS. NEXT.

    2. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 24 May 10

      You rarely answer a question head on. Is it because your really AN ASS?!

      The 'ass' is my internet persona. IDGAF.

    3. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 24 May 10

      Why do you believe Kenny G is the most overrated musician?

      An inside joke really. I don't really have an opinion of the guy.

    4. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 18 May 10

      I find your lack of faith disturbing

      Who is... Darth Vader? Thanks, Trebek.

    5. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 18 May 10

      Chocolate or Vanilla?

      I think I look good drizzled in both.

    6. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 28 Apr 10

      What's the origin of your name?

      My dad's Jewish colleague and his wife decided to name me after Michael Jordan.

    7. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 13 Mar 10

      Which way to the pants party?

      I wouldn't know because I'm pants-on-head retarded.

    8. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 13 Mar 10

      Which way was the pants party?

      You wouldn't know because you're pants-on-head retarded.

    9. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 13 Mar 10

      What would be more tempting? A once in a lifetime chance to have sex with whoever you want, or a once in a lifetime chance to see the all of the planets in the solar system with your own eyes? Weird I know.

      The sex option any day. Watching The Magic School Bus reruns would be sufficient for sightseeing all the planets. Kay, but seriously I would want to see all the planets for real.

    10. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 12 Mar 10

      What are you most excited about right now?

      Taking a leak.

    11. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 12 Mar 10

      are you drunk yet?

      NOT RIGHT NOW DERRICK

    12. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 12 Mar 10

      Who has the biggest dick, Ron weasley or Harry?

      Who has the "bigger" dick? They're fictional.. so use your imagination.

    13. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 11 Mar 10

      If you could rid the world of two things, what would the second one be?

      You.

    14. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 11 Mar 10

      If given the choice between getting hit in the balls or stabbed in the leg, which would you choose (the testicles abuse would be a swift leg kick at the most)?

      Testicles I guess. I take an absurd amount of steroids so I don't have any.

    15. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 11 Mar 10

      If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?

      Gingers. Oh wait.. I mean genocide.

    16. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 11 Mar 10

      If you were given a brand new yacht, what would you name it?

      Horchata.

    17. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 11 Mar 10

      Red pill or blue pill?

      Whichever one that makes me less drowsy.

    18. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 10 Mar 10

      If you could have been the author of any book, what would it have been?

      Harry Potter. Duh. She's rich right?

    19. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 10 Mar 10

      Sneakers or sandals?

      Neither. Socks?

    20. Jordan Zhang
      jordanzhang 10 Mar 10

      Who's the most overrated musician?

      Kenny G

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