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The day I decided to think too much about myself.
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asked by SaraBenincasa
I'd want the photos to be releases, along with every dead person from the results of US' foreign (/-war) policy. Every casualty should be named, their age, cause of death, and immediate family relations tagged on as well.
For example:
Osama bin Laden- Killed by gunfire, aged 54, leaves behind his wife and 21 children. -
0400: Buzzer alarm goes off. Runs off to the opposite side of the room where the clock radio is to shut the alarm off. Crashes back into bed.
0401: Mobile phone alarm goes off.
0420: Radio alarm starts for one hour. Drag myself out of bed.
0425: Brush teeth, shave face. Preheat iron if needed. Grill breakfast if needed.
0430: Start ironing if needed watch, pre-recorded al Jazeera from West TV while ironing; or else shower, internetz, or snoozing.
0450: Pack day bag.
0455: Shower
0500: Wrist watch alarm goes off, and followed with snooze alerts every five minutes for 30 minutes.
0515: Must get out off shower.
0520: Ideal last time to be out of the house.
0525: Be walking down the street, if not at the same spot by running.
0530: Be at the bus stop.
053x: Board the bus to the train station.
0541: First train into the city.
0553: Train arrives at Perth station.
0556: Out into the open of Perth train station.
0603: Walk into work.
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Friendship.
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Nine friend-friends.
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Malcolm Douglas, because at least he tried to make the food appealing. As Bear Grylls would prefer drinking water straight from dead carmel poo.
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What does it feel to palm off civilian deaths as just "collateral damage"?
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Taller Tom Cruise without all that Scientology jazz or Katie Holmes.
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2005.
A single flower to be more accurate, eww... it was all sappy after being freshly snapped off the scrub. -
Some repeated flashes of the same twitter replies that don't actually exists, every few dreamtime minutes.
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Get up early?
At least I feel less shit have had a long cosy sleep. -
Too great evils in the pastry kitchen.
Chocolate- what an amazing ingredient, but the slave trade behind it is painful.
Vanilla- not as grave a slave labour driver as chocolate, being there is a completely artificial substitute available for the mass population that couldn't be bother with the real stuff. -
The Happening
By M. Night Shyamalan, starring Mark Wahlberg.
The Sixth Sense was wicked, but WTF was that Mr Shyamalan.
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