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Date or do? I think 25 would be my bottom limit but they'd have to be pretty fucking mature. Who do you have in mind?
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Shape-shifting for those times when I am uncomfortable in my own.
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Natalie Perkins, Dooce and Gabby Siborhe so I could meet them all and they could totally be my BFFs for life.
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Old enough to have grey hair, young enough that my mother is always telling me to pick up my clothes.
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I currently have crushes on most of the men in True Blood, and mini ones on all the girls that I have been kissing lately.
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I haven't updated it in ages, but the RSS was fucked up, so delete and resubscribe!
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My keen fashion sense. That's a quote from the Buffy movie, if you didn't know, which you probably didn't.
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I DID know that, thanks! But how soon is now?
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This is not a question. Please reword.
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Just under the knee. Well, it depends on the work, really. Shorter if you work as a roller derby girl or hooker, obviously.
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Word-awareness makes me swoon. Language jokes and clever trickery make me wet.
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I never had any faith in them to begin with really, so I can't give up on them. Semantics. Are you asking me if I learnt my lesson? Yes. But I knew this would happen when it started.
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I think Queen Elizabeth might have been pretty cool, if she hadn't randomly decided to get my head cut off or something.
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I'm about a 7 on the fabulous scale most days, but right now maybe a 2.5?
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I think Luke Perry's helmet hair would prevent him from being very good at cunnilingus.
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I'm going to put Cindy in front because I figure she needs a good eating, and Jim behind so he can balance his keyboard on me, if you know what I mean.
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Joanna’s Bio
I'm awesome.
