We go to the store to get ice cream and candy, we come home and remove our trousers, and we marathon some TV\hang out.
Dun werry Kyle, it's all gon b k.

I'm gonna go ahead and leave that one alone.

100% protein. That's what I feed my lizard (and that's not a euphemism).

Yesterday, while I was riding around the village on my bicycle, I called out to this kid who was standing in the middle of the road and something flew straight into my mouth. It was squirming around at the back of my tongue and I couldn't spit it out, so I swallowed it. Tried to hack it back out to no avail. I have no idea what the hell that was and would prefer that it remains a mystery forever.

Oh well. It's protein supplementation for free, then.

I really enjoy the carefully crafted questions from @PenelopePuppet and the hilarious responses from @johnsanders.

It's made me realize that there are LOVEABLE assholes out there.

@Formspring, you smexy. ~
If I forget to mention someone. consider yourselves unloved. You may take that lovely seat in between "Look at all the" and "Fucks I give."

@TaliTalulla (although, I could just be mentioning Tanya for her delicious looks), @ItsMeChrisG (http://tinyurl.com/6p3k4xs), @GuiPloo (I want to adopt you. Like. right now), @alyssabarmonde (http://tinyurl.com/7vda988) @ElmornSilverkin (one of the more "memorable" people on Formspring), @AishaMath1337 (a.k.a PLANET-SIZED HEAD), @mylifeisaviraje (flawless), @ROBERTZW (PURE AWESOMENESS), @adborden (a cat-loving, cookie-eating monstrosity), @mirughhh (sarcastically humorous), @chrisbarmonde (http://tinyurl.com/7dktpcc), @ThatNakedGuy (you and whipped cream share a special spot in my mind), @adventseph (my gorgeous sister), @TrishBerg (http://tinyurl.com/6wob7t9), @ade, @pims (http://tinyurl.com/cvxgaa7), @horseebooks, @kelly, @emomirror, @lizzie8192, @sandosh, @jelanna, @AndrizzleYo, @ascii7085, @johnsanders, @cassanDRO1D, @BillSanders, @STG4Dummies, @mikepreuss, @MikeGuy668, @MirandaWrites, @CharlyPhraser, @Pendrake, @jake, @Wellseeyalater, @AskZaya, @dplatt2, @madkingx, @CanadianRocker, @martincozzi, @timfbowen, @TWHarr, @jfreshOFFICIAL, @nathan, @iamprimrose, @jmcgough, @stephans, @Cairnarvon, @taffyroman, @elinar2, @samchick, @LaKitteh, @sergedou, @Flobin, @SUPAHCRAZYME, @Shujaullah, @shaneharter, @Marababbyy, @yamnaimtiaz, @JokerGirl93, @grifmont93, and @ambroff.

Yes, it's in a specific order. I love you least, @ambroff..

You are my friend and you also happen to be responsible for the BBQ. :)

In my experiences, the people who love to BBQ always volunteer before anyone else really can, anyway. It's kinda like how some people don't like being a passenger in a car, BBQ dudes don't like watching someone else cook their delicious food.

I can not act as your envoy.

And that message would be pretty creepy coming from me.

Hello?!? Have we met?

I think it would be a good day for the sport, in general.

This question bums be out. Your questions are my favorite. I feel like a bit of an ass now because I let them sit around while I contemplate them forever instead of actually answering them.
But isn't that the point of a good question? To make you think?
Bonus points because they make me think AND giggle.

You need followers who are older than 16 and speak English fluently.
I have a feeling you'd see a vast improvement in the quality\quantity of answers you received.

I will say that occasionally, the volume of questions you ask is a tad overwhelming, but you have to strike while the iron is hot, so I don't blame you.
At any rate, people can delete the things they don't want to answer.

THIS IS THE PART WHERE I SHAMELESSLY TAG PEOPLE SO THEY'LL FOLLOW YOU <3
@TWHarr, @chrisbarmonde, @TrishBerg, @jake, @therealjbsrq, @BillSanders, @johnsanders, @sanders, @adborden, @jmcgough, @Pendrake, @tom, @pims, @elinar2, @sergedou, @morrinene, @MinnelleHerself, @ade, @timfbowen, @mikepreuss, @CryoftheCelts, @DrGonzo65, @dorotheefisher, @AndrizzleYo, @MyBigDingDong, @capinyoass, @stephans, @adamsappl, @adventseph, @guiploo, @sandosh, @MirandaWrites, @mirughhh, @Jhsanders, @mcardinal, @martincozzi, @AishaMath1337, @ambroff, @madkingx, @Flobin, @shaneharter, @jmg1124, @ScottEldridge, @nathan, @LoiteringOnline

There. Now I've either done you a service or have condemned all of the aforementioned.
I guess we'll have to wait and see!

#FPF2012!

One-panels are a bitch. They usually have to rely on a sight gag or turn of phrase. When they're good, they're great. I personally would rather have five panels.

https://twitter.com/MsRebeccaBlack/status/202616151384145921



..Damn I'm good.

Again??? Why not just keep a set of spare keys with your checkbooks in the office?