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    1. John Sanders
      1 hour ago
      johnsanders

      49,000 car jackings

      asked by horseebooks

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfwHY_c3A7c

      Play

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    2. John Sanders
      1 hour ago
      johnsanders

      If we cherry-pick our facts, is it still factual?

      asked by madkingx

      Still factual, just misleading. But what else can you expect from Fox News?

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    3. John Sanders
      13 hours ago
      johnsanders via Formspring for Android

      I had a fantastic time with @mirandawrites. when's the last time you had fun with a coworker?

      asked by jmg1124

      Never. I hate everyone here.

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    4. John Sanders
      19 hours ago
      johnsanders

      Is it possible Pinterest is illegal since a large part of pinned photos are copyrighted content?

      http://www.businessinsider.com/pinterest-illegal-faq-2012-2?…

      asked by rochoy

      Welcome to Internet.

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    5. John Sanders
      yesterday
      johnsanders via Formspring for Android

      Whatever the future of our cemeteries may be, it is much to be desired that they should not be controlled

      asked by horseebooks

      There is literally no response good enough for this. It's simply the greatest statement ever.

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    6. John Sanders
      2 days ago
      johnsanders

      When was last time you pooped ?

      asked by jmcgough

      I'm sittin' on a hot load right now. Diapers are seriously the way to go.

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    7. John Sanders
      2 days ago
      johnsanders

      Get Ready For Romance

      asked by horseebooks

      So ready. This is going to be amazing.

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    8. John Sanders
      3 days ago
      johnsanders

      ripping off hard working veterinarians,

      asked by horseebooks

      I fucking hate veterinarians. I'm in.

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    9. John Sanders
      3 days ago
      johnsanders

      Exude a new power. He will notice and it will shake

      asked by horseebooks

      #twss

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    10. John Sanders
      5 days ago
      johnsanders via Formspring for Android

      If you could buy Zeitgeist, would you?

      asked by pims

      Considering I just found this piece of glass in a shot, I don't think I'd have to BUY anything.

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    11. John Sanders
      6 days ago
      johnsanders

      hot things

      asked by horseebooks

      You know it.

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    12. John Sanders
      6 days ago
      johnsanders

      WHAT THE FUCK!?

      asked by st3ck3l

      i no rite

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    13. John Sanders
      one week ago
      johnsanders

      Why horses bite and 5 ways to effectively deal

      asked by horseebooks

      Horses bite because they want to.

      How to effectively deal:
      1. Cry like a little girl
      2. Be a man
      3. Cut the afflicted area off
      4. Punch the horse in its stupid face
      5. Horses don't bite, you idiot

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    14. John Sanders
      one week ago
      johnsanders

      @pims and @johnsanders keeping your Formspring up and running.

      asked by ambroff

      #sidewalkops

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    15. John Sanders
      one week ago
      johnsanders

      Shake your head and then look at this picture. Who do you see?

      asked by rochoy

      Judging by the thumbnail, I'm going to say it's a face.

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    16. John Sanders
      one week ago
      johnsanders posted a new profile photo

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    17. John Sanders
      one week ago
      johnsanders

      How do you measure success on a weekly basis?

      asked by chrislucas

      Am I still alive?
      |--> Yes --> Success!
      '--> No --> Fail :(

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    18. John Sanders
      2 weeks ago
      johnsanders via Formspring for Android

      What’s the best way to convince the some of the @formspringeng team to join me for a walk and get some coffee on the way?

      asked by pims

      Mmmmm....coffee....

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    19. John Sanders
      2 weeks ago
      johnsanders

      What does 1 trillion dollars look like?

      asked by oamagentkaye

      That link was supposed to go with this question, I guess.
      http://denverdirect.blogspot.com/2009/03/size-of-money.html

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    20. John Sanders
      2 weeks ago
      johnsanders

      I would like to propose that every household should install this kind of lock on their front door. What do you think?

      asked by oamagentkaye

      Something like this, probably.
      http://denverdirect.blogspot.com/2009/03/size-of-money.html

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