More like who asks the smartest questions ...

all of them

Wow, one thing I know its not you

No but I do have steps...

Ummm, what?

I think you meant stay young forever. What country are you from - I mean seriously - Dude!

I'm sure not one of them!

No just the hopes that you might drop dead!

To spit right in your eye ...

Now that I have re-thought my life - I believe all of my teachers deserved to be tortured to death.

If I ran you over with my car would you?

Can you see yourself being stabbed in the face repeatedly.

WIsdom

I'd love to be married in New Zealand

No ..

Umm, you stink ..

They always do - it's called the circle of life.
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Man you write horrible. neither ... I'm not into all the rich crap ...

I'd tell you but I have to respect her...

Yes and no .. I think everything has a purpose. A purpose driven life is something a bit different.