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Absolutely not. I fucking hate it. I'm probably gonna change it legally when I get old enough, or at least when I finish college.
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All your parents, grandparents, dogs, cats, uncles, aunts, great-uncles, great-aunts, step-aunts, third-cousins, uncles-in-law, and step-dogs can't fit into one hotel room. Relatives... Good riddance.
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Surely I still have hordes of followers who aren't willing to show themselves (end narcissism).
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Not really.
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I don't watch sports.
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I'd like to get an account there... I might do that this weekend.
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Some block party, maybe. The after-parties after Homecoming were pretty cool too. If not that, something at my friend Isaac's house.
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No, David K. Lewis, you don't get to come to my party.
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The same way I celebrate every other day: summoning dark magicks, dancing in fractal formations of candles with the kids from behind the church, and calling my mom. Love ya!
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.u'anai mi na jimpe le du'u do pu lebna le cifnu crida pe mi .i re'ecu'i mi cu mutce prami le se go'i
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Is that a rhetorical question? Are those first and last ones just frills around the main event?
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Tell people who I really am.
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When you're in a senior citizen home and the other residents are so drugged up they think it's a leprechaun and won't let you sleep.
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Yes, I can, but people don't tell me them very often. If you are going to tell me one, please make clear that you expect me to keep it a secret. 'o'
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Um... Not right now... I have another commitment...
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I believe that crosswalk buttons do not actually work.
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John Davis
Oak Park, IL
John Davis’s Bio
A rejected pine tree with no ornaments. I'll keep you safe and warm, but you might not be comfortable.
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