We're all going to die.
In retrospect, facing your nemesis can't seem that bad. :D

I don't know. I followed him, even though he was a little grating and over-the-top cynical at times. But some of the things he's said / comments he's made have definitely been bannable, so I guess it was only a matter of time? We do have terms of service, you know. It's not jungle ball over here at Formspring.

http://www.formspring.me/about/terms

I just have to remind myself there's nothing I can really do about it and try and find something to enjoy or just ride it out. If it's really bad, I'll try and find some way to be by myself (or with a good friend if someone's around) and just chill out and calm myself down.

It's kinda like flying in an airplane... you're literally putting your lives in the hands of other people and technology and there's practically nothing you can do but sit back and deal with it however you can. Hopefully you can find a way to enjoy it (FLYING IS AWESOME, WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE ENJOY IT), but unfortunately a lot of people still choose to freak out over their lack of control anyway.

It's all a state of mind and trying to make the best of what you're given in whichever ways you can and just coming to terms and accepting the situation.

Not as easy as it sounds, though...

My ex-girlfriend's sister's wedding.
Her and I had been dating for about 4 months, but she didn't tell her Father.

Shannon (yes @TaliTalulla, my ex-gf has Irish blood) asked me to get to the wedding earlier than everybody else so that we could spend some time together, but turns out that she was soooo busy she barely said hello to me, introduced me to some old people who were already there, and disappeared with her Mother to go see the bride.

So I just stood there talking to old people coming from the Midwest, for about half an hour. When suddenly, a very charismatic man, dressed up in a military uniform with so many medals, slowly walks down the stairs. He walks up to me and says:
Him : "Hello young man, I am the bride's Father."
Me: "Hi, my name is Martin. Very nice to finally meet you in person ! " ( thinking he knew I was with his daughter -_-' )
Him: "And may I ask how you are related to the bride ?"
Me : " Derpaderpaderpaderp .... I am huuuuuuh... Hmph ... Shannon's .. huuuuh.. FRIEND !"
Him : "Oh I see. Nice to meet you."

And he moved on. It was soooooo awkward ...
Turns out Shannon's Father was an ex-pilot in the military, and was pretty high ranked in there ...
This was the first wedding I was attending as an adult, my girlfriend didn't tell her dad I was seeing her, and the ceremony was an hour from starting ... I knew nobody there. I just wanted to run awayyyyyyyyyy.

So I went to my rental car. Closed the door. And started blasting reggae music for about 30 mins.

It pretty much went on like this all night long. But after a while, I just ended up dealing with it, and her and I had good laughs about the situation =)

This question bums be out. Your questions are my favorite. I feel like a bit of an ass now because I let them sit around while I contemplate them forever instead of actually answering them.
But isn't that the point of a good question? To make you think?
Bonus points because they make me think AND giggle.

You need followers who are older than 16 and speak English fluently.
I have a feeling you'd see a vast improvement in the quality\quantity of answers you received.

I will say that occasionally, the volume of questions you ask is a tad overwhelming, but you have to strike while the iron is hot, so I don't blame you.
At any rate, people can delete the things they don't want to answer.

THIS IS THE PART WHERE I SHAMELESSLY TAG PEOPLE SO THEY'LL FOLLOW YOU <3
@TWHarr, @chrisbarmonde, @TrishBerg, @jake, @therealjbsrq, @BillSanders, @johnsanders, @sanders, @adborden, @jmcgough, @Pendrake, @tom, @pims, @elinar2, @sergedou, @morrinene, @MinnelleHerself, @ade, @timfbowen, @mikepreuss, @CryoftheCelts, @DrGonzo65, @dorotheefisher, @AndrizzleYo, @MyBigDingDong, @capinyoass, @stephans, @adamsappl, @adventseph, @guiploo, @sandosh, @MirandaWrites, @mirughhh, @Jhsanders, @mcardinal, @martincozzi, @AishaMath1337, @ambroff, @madkingx, @Flobin, @shaneharter, @jmg1124, @ScottEldridge, @nathan, @LoiteringOnline

There. Now I've either done you a service or have condemned all of the aforementioned.
I guess we'll have to wait and see!

Really good. I am in Monterrey at the beach just waiting for the weather to get better to fly a paraglaiding, on a tandem, it is raining now but the wind is perfect.

Can I take a brick to the head and call it even?

If you're looking to turn either of them into vampire hunters, some other idiot already beat you to that.
Might I suggest "James A. Garfield: Zombie in Office"?
Feel free to contact me at your leisure about royalty agreements.

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