I did! Well, I floated for about 8 minutes. Does that count? I think it does.

Lots! Let me think...

My first job was when I was 15. I was a legal document specialist (aka XEROX COPIER). I also worked as a loan processor for a mortgage broker (BORING) , a sales assistant for a brokerage firm (waking up at 4 am daily to get to work before the NY stock exchange opened WASN'T fun), worked in retail (best fun was working for a men's clothing store), and I bartended for a bit (WAY too much fun).

The beauty of receiving anonymous questions is having the option of answering them...OR NOT! Bring it on, Anon!

By having a glass of wine. Happy National Tequila Day!

Pretend you are reading a detailed response that answers your question.

OMG. I swear I didn't mean NOT to reply. #fail

Can I be a soccer mom and cheer from the sidelines instead? (For a future game, of course.)

YES. Terribly so. Maybe I'll get invited to hang out and just...catch up. That's be awesome.

Do you think that's too much to ask for? Do you think I'm missed? Sigh.

I used to wear a watch, but I constantly scratch it up and often lose it. I stopped buying myself watches and was without a watch for a bit until I started receiving 'em as gifts. I'd bang those up too, and people were offended that I didn't take better care of said gift.
I'm watch-free right now.

I still have to write things down to remember stuff. When all else fails, I usually tell someone my plans/to do list/schedule (ideally someone close, and who has a type A personality). That person is my human notebook. It totally works.

Today's favorite moment is having lunch and finally catching up with a wonderful, kick-ass person. Must have more moments like that. <3

Dafuq you talkin' about?

YES...to food.

Nothing. Sometimes you just have to accept that things happen for a reason.

LOL. To warn someone not to be mad when something they did will probably invoke anger anyway is just...self defeating, isn't it?

On the other hand, a fair warning is polite.

I didn't get mad. I got even.

Yes.

Baby talk.

Actually, I'm not sure if most people find that endearing or attractive in relationships at all. I can appreciate a couple having/doing their own thing, but personally, I wouldn't want that in my relationship.

I do like kisses on the forehead though.

When you call me. Come on now, you've got a new phone. NO EXCUSES.

Of course I can do a handstand...upside down.