We like to go to clubs where lots of liquor is served, the clothing is optional, and what consenting adults choose to do with other consenting adults is no one else's business once you leave the building.

Either that or go out to dinner, or see a movie (very rarely), or play pool (which we do at those clothing optional clubs, too, come to think of it), or spend an evening at a comedy club, which we've always enjoyed but haven't done in years.

But given how rarely we get to go out, it's usually the former, not the latter. Gotta get the most "bang" for our buck, if you know what I mean.