Thank you... But... Why?

Emotionally, you mean? Because physically? Meh. I think I'd only be disappointed that he didn't include me. :-P

I'm not sure what I would do if he'd developed feelings for someone and wanted a relationship with them. I suppose my reaction would depend on a few factors. 1) Is she interested in having a polyamorous relationship, or one exclusively with UW? 2) If the former, am *I* interested in having a polyamorous relationship with HER? 3) Will she help with the kids and with housework?

If the answer to each of those questions is "yes," then I'd probably be all for it! I could certainly use the help around the house.

If the answer was no... I'm not sure what I would do if UW wanted to have an emotional relationship with someone, excluding me... I have invested 14 years, 2 kids, mortgages, car payments, and a blogging empire with him. Do I want to lose all of that... over what is most likely going to be a short-term relationship? Probably not. Would it hurt? Yes. But... honestly? He's worth it.

That's not a question.

I primarily read trashy romance novels. I like Mary Jo Putney, Kasey Michaels, Katie MacAlister, Stephanie Laurens, Tielle St. Clare... many others. I like many non-romance authors as well. Harry Harrison, Robert Aspirin, John Douglas, Robert Ressler. Some fiction, some non-fiction. Sadly, not all of what I like is actually well-written.

Cheesy answer or "real" answer? Cheesy would, of course, be my family. I don't know what I'd do without Uncle Walter, The Girl, and The Boy. "Real" answer would probably be my smart phone. I was torn between that and my laptop/computer (with internet connection), because, as a stay at home mom it's my gateway to the rest of the world, but since I can have that AND be able to speak with people as well, the phone wins out.

i have very varied tastes: David Boreanaz, David Tennant, Daniel Radcliffe, Hugh Jackman, (young) Bruce Willis, Lenny Kravitz (particularly with dreadlocks for some reason)... Should I go on? Basically there doesn't seem to be much rhyme nor reason to men I find hot.

To raise my children to be caring, productive, successful, healthy and HAPPY adults. If I can do that, I will have been a success in my own life.

A cell phone cover for a cell phone that I don't yet own. It is purple and has skulls and crossbones all over it.

Absolutely. I mean, *I* check it every da... we... mon... whenever I have a message. :-P

Yes.

We like to go to clubs where lots of liquor is served, the clothing is optional, and what consenting adults choose to do with other consenting adults is no one else's business once you leave the building.

Either that or go out to dinner, or see a movie (very rarely), or play pool (which we do at those clothing optional clubs, too, come to think of it), or spend an evening at a comedy club, which we've always enjoyed but haven't done in years.

But given how rarely we get to go out, it's usually the former, not the latter. Gotta get the most "bang" for our buck, if you know what I mean.

Is this fantasy, or do I still have the kids to take care of? Can Uncle Walter take the day off, too? Fantasy -- waaaay too easy. ;) Reality? I'm playing games, mediating fights, and wishing that I'd had about 3 more hours of sleep.

Is my profile picture unavailable? I have one up. If you ARE able to see it, well, then -- that's me!

I have now! Assuming that the pictures I'm seeing are accurate? He has his... good points. :D But on a whole, he's not my dream man, no. Put his... appendage... on... say.... Oh! I've got it! I've got a current crush on David Boreanaz, for some particular reason, so let's say him! So put Falcon's attributes on David Boreanaz, and I think I'd kill for him. *sigh* But as it is... I'll stick with Uncle Walter.

That's really sweet! I'm not sure if I feel guilty enough to turn down a free book... I'll send you an email about it. :D

Uncle Walter after a particularly satisfying session.