I'm not embarrassed about anything.
I still have my digimon on my keychain.
Used to be embarrassed about liking Sonic the Hedgehog when I was a little kid though.
The whole autism thing was going strong back then nothing changed except the invention of deviantart.

I never asked for it

I feel grateful for my hands. They make me feel through a system of nerves.

the blank soulless look in her eyes
shes done this a thousand times before
she knows full well what will transpire upon this bed

Pepper the Pug is actually the owner of Foamsprung

Sheep say 'You only hate it because it's famous' and goats are just hipster sheep.

Jesus

Did you know rape isn't a crime in Japan because of all of the tentacle monsters?

I got into a fight with a 1st grade girl because she kept trying to molest me. I was in Kindergarten.
She had the world's most stupid glasses, the lenses were like massive octagons that took up half her face. Now that I think back on it she may have had some kind of mental disorder or something.

I think they should just do it by height.
Breed short people and asians out of existence.
Create a perfect race of human beings that are all over 6 feet tall and have huge muscles.
The Master Race humanity deserves.

wakka bakka lakka to you too

No John, you are the demons.

Should have had mexican jumping beans, no sweeping required.

whered you get pictures of my ex?

Shes just helping you carry the junk in yo trunk

Black and never look back, apparently.

No thanks I'll stick to my PC.

Denise or Denephew?