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    1. Jesus
      one year ago
      jesusmchrist

      did you really fuck that prostitute?

      No, I just asked her to 'hold' me. Ahh, who am I kidding? Of course I fucked her.

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    2. Jesus
      one year ago
      jesusmchrist

      Have you ever had a chick gush on you? I mean really just DELUGE up on your ass while she's going to town on you...you know...the good ol' Graffenberg spot? And if you are a chick...how'd you explain this to the toothless hillbilly you drenched? Tell me!

      asked by padd1ngton

      This one time, at band camp....

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    3. Jesus
      one year ago
      jesusmchrist

      what time is it?

      asked by Psagap

      Time to get ill.

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    4. Jesus
      one year ago
      jesusmchrist

      dude jesus i am so hard and just need to release it..shoiuld i go junior vasity style and just jack off or should i go all pro and get a video to help the blood circulation?

      *sent from Joel Osteen's Blackberry

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    5. Jesus
      one year ago
      jesusmchrist

      Who's your favorite person EVER?

      Probably the Fonz.

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    6. Jesus
      one year ago
      jesusmchrist

      I sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado.

      I see your "fuckin' tornado" and raise you a tidal wave filled with razor blades, AIDS water and hammerhead sharks.

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    7. Jesus
      one year ago
      jesusmchrist

      What would you do for a klondike bar?

      asked by Freeearlofwg

      I died for your fucking sins. Can't I at least get an ice cream sandwich without a bunch of bullshit?

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    8. Jesus
      one year ago
      jesusmchrist

      person you hate the most?

      asked by angelrodriguez1

      My father wasn't around when I was a kid then had me brutally murdered by a psychotic mob. You do the math.

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    9. Jesus
      one year ago
      jesusmchrist

      jesus, whats heaven like? lmao

      Total sausage fest.

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    10. Jesus
      one year ago
      jesusmchrist

      what wine do you prefer to be your blood? is mad dog acceptable?

      asked by sugartank96

      Thunderbird, biatch.

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    11. Jesus
      one year ago
      jesusmchrist

      hey jesus..i've had the biggest crush on you for awhile! i don't go on here a lot but message me on www.alertsingle.com under the username "wishfulthinker".

      Damn you, Glenn Beck, no means NO!

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    12. Jesus
      one year ago
      jesusmchrist

      HEZUZ, u fine.

      Thanks, Tila.

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    13. Jesus
      2 years ago
      jesusmchrist

      Good sir, who really had the best music video of all time?

      Right Said Fred "I'm Too Sexy"

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    14. Jesus
      2 years ago
      jesusmchrist

      Gayest person you know?

      Kermit the Frog

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    15. Jesus
      2 years ago
      jesusmchrist

      u fucking fake fag!!!!!! jesus is just fucknig make up bull shit u fucking nigro!! nigro! nigro! nigro! nigro! snoop dog! snoop dog! i meant nigro!

      Sent from Dick Cheney's iPhone.

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    16. Jesus
      2 years ago
      jesusmchrist

      TITS OR GTFO

      Exactly. jmchrist2012@yahoo.com

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    17. Jesus
      2 years ago
      jesusmchrist

      I love you. I want you inside me. Or inside you. Whatever you want.

      I only know missionary position. Is that cool?

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    18. Jesus
      2 years ago
      jesusmchrist

      Ill lick yhu from yo toes to yo knee cap

      I don't think that means what you think it means.

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    19. Jesus
      2 years ago
      jesusmchrist

      i will make you rise again. lets cyber.

      Cyber? Are you stuck in 1998?

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    20. Jesus
      2 years ago
      jesusmchrist

      Are you really Matt Stone and Trey Parker?

      No, but you're on the right track.

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